#not chris

[krisoverthinks]

"Chris! I um... have a question.... WHAT DO I GET AKUTAGAWA FOR CHRISTMAS!?"

@the-akutagawa-and-atsushi-blog

Sex.

[liam-the-awesome-guy]

Oh shit the days almost over uhhhh

Happy birthday to one of my childhood tv celebrity crushes i guess

[the-bomb-sammi-morse]

I find it hilarious

that Chris Evans makes a visit to Jeremy Renner’s house just hours before Jeremy makes a surprise appearance on Jimmy Kimmel, along with an Easter scare video with just Scott.  It’s like he’s banking off Jeremy to get brownie points with the fans.  I mean really, that’s ridiculous.  Your boy Mackie was at Jeremy’s bedside in Reno.  Like Jeremy said in his interview, it’s wasn’t the words of all his costars, it was the actions.  Mackie FLEW THERE.  THEY ARE BROTHERS.  Chris, where were you when the accident happened?!   You were out trolling international waters with some racist, homophobic bitch and her douchebag friends.  Not that I give a shit what he does anymore, but I’m mad that the cameras managed to “find” him seemingly looking around for paparazzi while leaving Jeremy’s house.  Don’t use your injured costar (who’s ten times the man you are) to try and make up for the stupid shit you been pulling bro.  Chris’s morals right now are nowhere near Captain Underpants, never mind Captain America.  So stupid.   

UPDATE:  After watching the Kimmel interview I can’t help but think that when Jeremy mentioned Chris Evans in the interview it was because Chris was at his house mere hours before this happened and asked Jeremy name drop him to try and get him in good graces with the fans again.  Not that Jeremy cares, he’s just happy to be alive still on a lot of pain medication.

[kithtaehyung]

what if....what if....what if Chris Martin is our 3tan bro? oh no...this abundance of nonsensical thoughts roaming around in my head won't let me sleep... — 🌼

…well, this one is a first LMAO

[oh-my-damn]

Me thinking about Ari Levinson: 🥰😩🥵😍

Me thinking about Chris Evans: 😒🫤🙄🖕

MOOOOOD

Ari levinson:

🥰❤️😘🥺😍☺️😚🤩🤭😏🥴😵‍💫🤤🥵🤯

Chris Evans:

🤨😐😬🙄😒😶🧐😤😡😠🤬👿☠️🤢🤮

[lunafeather]

I am loathe to admit that the name Christopher is growing on me

[brattylikestoeat]

God out here givung blessings

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First I hate your tags. 2nd that sprite hit like a shot of Henny but it’s good af. I loved the Twix and haven’t tried the duo yet. It’s been in my bag for like 4 weeks now.