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Kouyou: Chuuya, you can't just keep punching Dazai whenever he's being- what did you call it?!
Chuuya, mumbling: Annoyingly pretty and perfect...
Kouyou: You hit him because he wore eyeliner!
Chuuya: I NEED HIM CARNALY KOUYOU
*10 minutes later*
Ace, wearing his hair in a low ponytail: Why hello my dear Kouy-
Kouyou: *gut punches him*
Chuuya, under his breath: hypocrite..
PORT MAFIA HEADCANNONS !!! PT.2
present:
-Elise is a swiftie
-so is Chuuya
-the only ones who can actually cook are Kouyou and Chuuya (bcuz Kouyou taught him)
-Elise breaks into the basement sometimes to hang out w Q
-Mori likes dressing up his subordinates
-Chuuya is exceptionally friendly to his subordinates
Dark era:
-Dazai and Chuuya’s subordinates used work together a ton
-when Elise wants to give Dazai a hug she makes Chuuya be a buffer so she doesn’t disappear
-Ace isn’t homophobic but if he walks in on Chuuya and Dazai ‘hate’ making out one more time he will be
-Akutagawa thinks Chuuya is the only one who could possibly be good enough for Dazai
-when Dazai was on Chuuya’s motorcycle with him Chuuya would go faster so Dazai would cling tighter
-He swears it’s to freak him out
sigh i love him and i'm lowkey so sick of bsd i get pissed off every time i see something related to it, this is just me yapping because i want to see if longer captions get me more interactions because the reach here is horrible and it is kind of demotivating but whatever no one cares about this anyway amirite
The wine!!
here's the colored version for 2 ace fans bc im feeling generous
The wives copying each other
"Are you alright today?"
— @unneeded-owl —
"As alright as I can be while being held captive."
It seems he's still a bit salty.
miniseries -- BSD Characters as Musicals
part 1 -- ADA
see rules for what musicals qualify for this
this is not meant to be taken too seriously. this miniseries is mostly a joke. ha ha.
Part 2 -- The Port Mafia
Chuuya -- Wicked
why? -- because he's.... defying gravity.
actually it's because it's a powerful person who's taken advantage of and then framed or accused of betraying everyone
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Kouyou -- Water for Elephants
why? -- Kouyou 🤝 Marlena: trying to escape an abusive work environment with bf, and boss keeps giving orders to kill everyone. boss orders bf's death. sad. tragic.
I mean at least Jacob survived in the end. Water for Elephants is the good ending Kouyou never got
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Ace -- The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals
why? -- no deep reason. I just have a feeling this guy would not like musicals. he's the titular Guy.
(I'm so sorry Paul you don't deserve to be compared to this guy. Paul my beloved <3)
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Akutagawa -- Carrie
why? -- It really do be like Getting abused gives you stronger magic powers!! If people mistreat you enough, you'll become powerful enough to kill them!! anyway good for them, go do violence!
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Higuchi -- Legally Blonde
why? -- somehow has a high ranking position in the mafia.. seemingly so she could stick with this one guy. She's really out here reaching ranks her subordinates could only dream of going "what? like it's hard?"
also she's blonde.
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Hirotsu -- Heart of Rock and Roll
why? -- I went to this with my mother and when we were leaving the theater she said "only really old people would enjoy this because the music is from the 80s"
so congrats Hirotsu your old man status is getting you onto the list.
I wouldn't have had a musical to assign him otherwise.
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Gin -- Twelfth Night
Gin 🤝 Viola: gender for workplace purposes. you've got your work gender and your home gender.
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Tachihara -- The Count of Monte Cristo
why? -- it's the classic disguise + revenge combo. good for him <3
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Elise (and Mori, by default) -- & Juliet
why? -- author and characters interact,, which is very Elise, being how she's kinda Mori's "character." It's the whole "I created you, please do what I want" and Elise going "lol. lmao even."
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Q -- Frozen
why? -- Q 🤝 Elsa: getting locked away because they're just 'too powerful and dangerous'
Q is literally bsd Elsa (the hottest take you'll ever read)
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Kajii -- Back to the Future
why? -- just the mad scientist vibes.
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Oda -- In The Heights
why? -- Similar to Kenji, it's for the importance of community. But while Come From Away is about "everyone helps everyone," In the Heights has a lot of 'it takes a village to raise a child' energy.
he'd appreciate the adult characters looking out for the younger people in the community
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Karma -- Aladdin
why? -- unfortunately he doesn't live long enough to make his higher aspirations a reality, but he's really got that proud of your boy energy.
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part three coming soon ig
these are really fun to make
