Kouyou: Chuuya, you can't just keep punching Dazai whenever he's being- what did you call it?!
Chuuya, mumbling: Annoyingly pretty and perfect...
Kouyou: You hit him because he wore eyeliner!
Chuuya: I NEED HIM CARNALY KOUYOU
*10 minutes later*
Ace, wearing his hair in a low ponytail: Why hello my dear Kouy-
Kouyou: *gut punches him*
Chuuya, under his breath: hypocrite..













