TOXIC GAY MAFIOSOS‼️

He/they +neos! || aroace || longing for a qpr || nonbinary || you may call me Ace or Eli

[colorblindkitty]

just realized I never did an intro so this is what that is!

Hiii you may call me Eli or Ace! I use he/they/ +neos, am nonbinary, and aroace! My main fandoms at the moment are: Cookie Run Kingdom, Welcome To Demon School Iruma-Kun, My Hero Academia, Yan-sim (I don’t support the creator btw), and MCYT!

my favorite ships are:

shadowvanilla, eternalberry, burningcheese, kiribaku, rododeku, Iruclarazz, desert duo, and Budo X Ayano!

I might post some of my art but it’ll be mostly me yapping or memes!

my asks are always open, I’d love some crk comic ideas or questions!

hope you have a good morning/afternoon/evening/night!

[colorblindkitty]

I BEG someone write a Dustin and Steve being brother fic with possessive Steve. I need more platonic-possessive types

[colorblindkitty]

the only one allowed in Dazais house is Atsushi

also Dazai does have a real house, which he paid for with Mori’s weekly ‘come back’ checks, it’s small, one bed, two n a half bathroom, living room and kitchenette

also a closet with keepsakes from the mafia (a group picture of all important members, a crow plushie from Mori, the hairbrush Kouyou bought him, the framed fish picture from Chuuya, and a ‘worlds best father’ mug from Gin n Aku)

[colorblindkitty]

so I’ve revised my BSD siblings headcannon…

so !! Dazai, Yosano, and Ranpo are still siblings obviously, but Mori is ALSO Yosano and Dazai’s father, so that’s how we get Q n Elise, and Fukuchi is RANPOS second dad, so that’s how we get Tachihara and Jouno. Also Fukuzawa is Gossip!Trios dad

also I think it’d would be REALLY funny if everything in canon still happens but they’re a family. like it’s not a hunting dog arresting the demon prodigy it’s big brother arresting little brother

just thoughts

[colorblindkitty]

I’m gonna need their to be an episode of BSD where the Port Mafia finally try to actually take Dazai back by kidnapping Atsushi and using him as leverage or smthn and the deal is give them Dazai or Atsushi dies PURELY because I want clips for a BSD edit to ‘It’s Goin’ Down’ from Descendants 2

[colorblindkitty]

Bonus points if there’s Dazai and Yosano being siblings, and his sister (because there’s always a sister) is upset because why did a stranger get the brother she never did?

[colorblindkitty]

thinking about Catradora and soukoku parallels….

[colorblindkitty]

next time I see a “Dazai’s Family Reacts To Him” I want them to react to Mori being Dazai’s father figure, cuz I’ve NEVER seen that and it’s so important to me.

I want parental jealousy

[colorblindkitty]

Do It For Her from Steven Universe accept it Chuuya training Akutagawa to protect Atsushi the same way he used to (and still does tbh) protect Dazai

[colorblindkitty]

I crave one sided Kunichuu rivalry. It would be onesided on Chuuya’s side. He would hate Dazai calling someone else his partner. It’s not even romantic! It’s just their thing that no one else can ever have

[colorblindkitty]

I’m gonna need their to be an episode of BSD where the Port Mafia finally try to actually take Dazai back by kidnapping Atsushi and using him as leverage or smthn and the deal is give them Dazai or Atsushi dies PURELY because I want clips for a BSD edit to ‘It’s Goin’ Down’ from Descendants 2

[colorblindkitty]

PORT MAFIA HEADCANNONS !!! PT.2

present:

-Elise is a swiftie

-so is Chuuya

-the only ones who can actually cook are Kouyou and Chuuya (bcuz Kouyou taught him)

-Elise breaks into the basement sometimes to hang out w Q

-Mori likes dressing up his subordinates

-Chuuya is exceptionally friendly to his subordinates

Dark era:

-Dazai and Chuuya’s subordinates used work together a ton

-when Elise wants to give Dazai a hug she makes Chuuya be a buffer so she doesn’t disappear

-Ace isn’t homophobic but if he walks in on Chuuya and Dazai ‘hate’ making out one more time he will be

-Akutagawa thinks Chuuya is the only one who could possibly be good enough for Dazai

-when Dazai was on Chuuya’s motorcycle with him Chuuya would go faster so Dazai would cling tighter

-He swears it’s to freak him out

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[aces-and-anime]

Shout out to the guy who wanted to do some fun & silly little reviews but uncovered an illegal gambling operation

(Review 2)

[json-derulo]

this guy started out poking fun at australian politicians and ended up investigating the firebombing of his own home, during which he uncovered connections between the same politician he was making fun of + major organized crime

[nudityandnerdery]

"So I did what any normal person would do, okay? I bought a hat and some makeup and disguised myself so that I could go undercover and do some digging on what I thought could be an illegal gambling operation that was fronting as a kebab restaurant."

Amazing.

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

Any modern reboot of Scooby Doo should make Shaggy a restaurant review youtuber

[colorblindkitty]

a twink n a redhead!!!!

[colorblindkitty]

PORT MAFIA FAMILY FICS !! (Mostly Dazai-centric)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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PORT MAFIA HEADCANNONS !!!

present:

-whenever Tachihara goes out drinking with Akutagawa and Chuuya, he has to bring someone along so he’s not just listening to them rant about Dazai

-Higuchi and Gin paint each others nails

-Chuuya and Gin have to drag Akutagawa to the bath kicking and screaming

-Akutagawa hates water

-they used to take their version of family pictures together every year but stopped after Dazai left

-Dazai still has the last one they took

-Even if Dazai isn’t in the PM anymore, if someone tries to harm him without direct orders, they’re gonna get fucking killed

-Elise made a family tree

-Verlaine and Q have tea parties

Dark Era !!:

-Dazai was extremely spoiled, especially by Mori, although Chuuya as well

-whenever somebody annoyed Dazai, he had Mori execute them, like yeah he could do it himself, but it was so much funnier

-After Chuuya found out Dazai lived in a storage container, he forced Dazai to move in with him

-Mori is the no.1 skk shipper (and still is tbh)

-Kouyou is the no.1 skk hater (and still is)

-Elise and Dazai like to bully Mori

-The executives, the Akutagawa’s, Hirotsu, and Kaijii all have keys to Mori’s office, so when it gets to hot or too cold they have sleepovers in there

-Dazai taught Q and the Akutagawa’s curse words

-Elise and Dazai gave Mori a ‘Worlds okayest father’ mug for Fathers Day as a gag gift

-it’s Mori’s Prized possession

[burningcheese-merchant]

5/5 chin grabs, now with Silent Salt getting creative with it

We've done it, lads. We've won. They called us madmen...

[sternenschaukler]

Let's make the armadillo an aromantic icon

1) "Armadillo" can easily be turned into "Arodillo"

2) Their thick shell can make cupid's arrows bounce off.

3) If they're startled by a sudden love confession, they can jump vertically into the air

4) Arodillos are solitary animals that do not share their burrows with others

5) Some Arodillos are romance repulsed and will roll themselves into a ball in disgust to hide from the romance, but there are also others who don't roll up

6) There are many different species of Arodillos - you could say there's a whole spectrum of them!

7) Look how cute they are

[colorblindkitty]

ILYSM