Okay, for the Sherlockians that I found on Omegle, this is the update for my "date". Okay so I walked in the coffee shop, and he was there late, and so after he arrived, we sat down at a table. We started talking and in the middle of our conversation, I asked "Why are you so interested in me?" And he replied with tons of compliments, like "Because you're smart, pretty, kind of a hipster. I just like everything about you." And so I continued on with the conversation with. "You know, I'm flattered by your interest, I really consider myself married to my work..." And then he talked some more and was like "Oh no, it's fine, I'm not looking for a relationship either." Yeah, riiiiiiight. So then after about 10 minutes of him flabbgecapping(my term for talking for a long period of time without breaks so the other person can't talk, or not shutting up) I finally said "I got to go." And he's like "Why?" And I just left without an explanation and said "LATERZ." and then walked out the door and said "Have a nice day." That was the best moment of my life.