Jun 3, 2015
Psst. That weird piano kid you hung out with a while back, the hairiest one from the Dunbroch clans, Merida.
You Tritons are ruthless, oh my god.
Fins, okay, I don’t even....How can anyone decide which of the Dunbrochs is hairiest? That’s like deciding which of you and your sister’s is the loudest.
Ok I’m gonna...I’m gonna bed Berli because that for some reason is the least gross option. I’ll wed...what if Merida’s the hairiest, though? Like she’s probably got the most hair of her family let’s be honest. Do I have to marry her and then kill her on our wedding night? Yeah ok fine I’ll do that.