✦ | Animal Crossing Starters.
Sentence starters based on miscellaneous quotes about the Animal Crossing franchise and games. Some that I’ve heard on the internet, some that myself or friends have said. Is there even a market for this? I have no idea, I just thought they were fun.
Feel free to tweak where necessary!
❝ Nah, you live in a society. I live in the Animal Crossing village. ❞
❝ Nah, bro. you live in a society. I live in the Animal Crossing village. And I’m 30,000 dollars in debt to a fucking raccoon. ❞
❝ You live in a society. I live in the Animal Crossing village. And I’m 30,000 dollars in debt to a fucking tanuki. ❞
❝ I’m 30,000 dollars in debt to a fucking raccoon. ❞
❝ I’m 30,000 dollars in debt to a fucking tanuki. ❞
❝ He’s not even a raccoon. He’s a tanuki, technically — ❞
❝ Shut up, he’s a fucking raccoon — ❞
❝ What the fuck’s a tanuki, anyway? ❞
❝ If you need to play Animal Crossing for five hours? That’s okay. ❞
❝ Animal Crossing is instant serotonin. It’s just a fact. ❞
❝ Don’t ever talk to me, or any of my Animal Crossing villagers, ever again. ❞
❝ Sshh, no. No talking. Just Animal Crossing. ❞
❝ Honestly? I spent the entire day catching fish on Animal Crossing. ❞
❝ My life’s spiraling out of control. So I re-designed my Pocket Camp. ❞
❝ My life’s spiraling out of control. So I re-designed my Animal Crossing village. ❞
❝ Look, they didn’t give us a mechanic to politely ask them to leave. The only solution is bullying them until they get the fucking hint. ❞
❝ What is this game teaching kids?? ❞
❝ Oh, no. That villager’s dead to me. ❞
April 2020 Extras !
❝ Zipper kind of terrifies me, honestly. ❞
❝ If the eggs don’t stoppity? Hippity hoppity, gets the choppity. ❞
❝ It’s Bunny Day! I’m gonna kill the bunny. ❞
❝ It’s Bunny Day! ❞
❝ I’m in an egg-based Hell. ❞
❝ This event has to end eventually, right? ❞
❝ Who the fuck ever thought egg fish were a good idea? ❞
❝ They’re creepy, okay? I hate this. ❞