Me: *opens fic*
Fic: I just broke up with my boyfriend but then, I bumped into HIM, a complete stranger, and I knew, it was love.
Me: *closes fic*
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Me: *opens fic*
Fic: I broke every single bone in my body and went into a deep coma. I was declared dead. But then my crush came and cried next to me, confessing his love for me and BOOM I woke up perfectly fine because you know, love cures everything.
Me: *closes fic*
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Me: *opens fic*
Fic: My crush said I look pretty today but he was probably taking to the wall because I was the only person there in the hallway and I'm sooo ugly. He'll never notice me :(
Me: *closes fic*
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Me: *opens fic*
Fic: My ex broke up cheated on me multiple times, abused me, made fun of me, almost lead me to committing sucide, dated me for money, but I forgave him bECaUSe hE sAId sORrY.
Me: *closes fic*
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Me: *opens fic*
Fic: I decided to wear my size 1 jeans with my outfit. I looked in the mirror. UH! WHY AM I SO FAT!
Me: *closes fic*
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Me: *opens fic*
Fic: So this dude came out of nowhere and told me to come with him and I said okay bECAUSE I NEVER HAD ANY PARENTS TO TEACH ME THAT I SHOULDN'T GO ANYWHERE WITH A STRANGER. So if I'm kidnapped its THEIR FAULT for never being there for me! But I'm not stupid, I have enough common sense to know NOT to go with strangers if they aren't hot duh.
Me: *closes fic*
