"how the fuck is my brother in love with your brother."
"how the fuck is my other brother in love with your other brother AGAIN?"
"this is. the third time."
"honestly i kind of expected it."
"wait, our UNCLES?"
"Wilf owes me a hundred now."
~ Simon Markson, to his boyfriend/husband Ryland Grace about StuntStar, SierraSleep, Dark and Lars, DiscoDoll, Holland and Heist!Mark, and DriveByCrime (Driver and Yancy) respectively
theyre pretty sure their families have been cursed by an evil witch or something














