#actual comedy

[heyyy-its-j]

Genuinely so funny to me how Ethan Hunt just cannot keep his clothes on

[azatas]

god nothing will ever be funnier than the time i reblogged a post on here poking fun at the fandom trend of referring to characters by babytalk versions of their names only to open twitter and immediately see like five tweets in a row angrily babytalking in the tone of the "i'm not owned!!" dril tweet

[goodwomanbadlady]

S3 fix it fix featuring Michael/Dagon.

Michael is power hungry

Dagon is power hungry.

They both desperately want the second coming.

Aziraphale is trying to remove d&d (death & destruction) from the second coming.

Michael uses their "back channels" to plan the second coming upset with Dagon.

Jesus goes missing, looks for the lady, finds Harry the Fish (🥰).

The BOL is a tale to scare cherubs (I.e. NOT REAL).

Metatron gets incapacitated by reverting to Enoch and going to people heaven. No one notices.

Jesus is Kidnapped by Dagon & Michael.

Aziraphale & Crowley rescue Jesus (ft. The not kidnapped Bentley).

Aziraphale & Crowley find "The Lady", Jesus reconnects with humanity.

"The Lady" recalls Jesus to the Bookshop. Harry, Mrs. Sandwich, Mutt & Mx. Mutt (Mr. Archibald, seriously can we get a character name!?), N&M, but also sister & sister inexplicably, Justine, Mrs. Chang, Mr Arnold, Mr. Brown (how could we forget?), the Dirty Donkey owner (name?!, but also are they human? They have an ethereal/occult elevator in their pub?! Fergus, maybe?),

Anyway, all the humans show up similar to when the angels & demons showed up in S2.

Everyone is yelling something.

Michael & Dagon get outvoted.

"The Lady" makes the same offer.

Every human present tells her to "Bugger off and stop messing humanity about".

Jesus asks her to join him. She says she already is part of him. He says he knows but being a parent is not the same as actually experiencing the world together.

She agrees to holiday with Jesus without influencing "major" outcomes. (If we can't ask our ineffables to give up their miracles, can we really ask that of her?)

They go.

The humans and the ineffables look at each other gormishly.

(Most of) The humans file out of the shop.

Michael & Dagon decide to go holiday as well.

Uriel goes back to heaven to report. (Take leadership?)

Sandalphon falls, willingly, for the opportunity to be a force of destruction (without affecting living souls),

Aziraphale & Crowley are about to have their moment. Aziraphale looks at Crowley and places his hand on Crowley's cheek. The music swells.

Sister Mary coughs.

"Excuse me, Gentlemen. Hate to break up an intimate moment, but...what are we doing here?"

They look over at her and sister,

AND ScEne!

Will The Lady still decide eventually to destroy Earth? Will heaven & hell still demand their war?

Was anything actually resolved?

Where did Sister & Sister come from and how were they and N&M in the same room?

No questions answered.

Just the entire thing done for the bit.

End credit potential scenes:

Jesus introducing the Lady to Adam

Jesus, the Lady, and Adam all on a whale watching cruise together.

A&C standing under an apple tree in the garden of a cottage (with three college age unidentified people and A & N standing two yards apart at an apparent garden party)

Headstone showing Shadwell and Marjorie in the background, implying the ineffables bought done roamin'.

[milkbagxoxo]

yeehaw

[fishtank-thinktank]

Also, there was absolutely some comedy in Charlie Kirk’s last recorded words being “counting or not counting gang violence” and the debate topic being around transgender shooters

[lunamicora]

[jonny-versace]

this chair in the shop bit is amazing