#actualcucumber

[anxiouslyawkwardunicorn]

So important to wrap it up. Please use condoms.🍆😷😱

[aphony-cree]

Hi I am Cucumber and I believe in you

thank you Cucumber, I needed that. Is your first name Benedict by any chance?

[jpnys]

Hi I am Cucumber and I believe in you

lol, okay

[jarpadandjensens]

Hi I am Cucumber and I believe in you

[demondetoxmanual]

Hi I am Cucumber and I believe in you

Let me devour you; you precious green thing you... with your pretty little studs. *heavy breathing*

[brothersintheimpalaarchive-blog]

Hi I am Cucumber and I believe in you

this is the most inspirational ask I've ever gotten