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This speaks to me.

Mommy, my arm ankle hurts!

Lia, Threenager

#anatomy #wat?#my heart #threenager #3nager #arm ankle

So important to wrap it up. Please use condoms.🍆😷😱

#std #sti #vd #dickpic #actualCucumber #where the fuck did you come from #oops #tales from the crisper #my bad #hide the pickle

She's Sweeter Than Sweet!

Me: What's our last name?

3nager: Huh?

Me: Our last name. We all share it.

3nager: Uhhh....Love.

Me: 😍😢😵

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😍

Ma-Mee

My threenager calls me Mom, Mama or Mommy. My 1.5yo calls me Mee (as in Mommy, Ma-Mee, mee). Lol! No Ma nonsense for this little. She melts my heart shouting Mee, Mee, Mee!

#love her #daughter #toddler #mommylife

She's a bit more confused than you are!

Me: Where do you want your Hello Kitty tattoo?

3yo Daughter: On my third hand.

Me: What? Where do you want it?

3yo: *points to arm*

Me: You mean your forearm?

3yo: Yeah. My four arm. *duh*

Me:😂😵

#third hand #forearm #3nager #hello kitty

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Harry cycling in London recently. (source)

anxiouslyawkwardunicorn

His phone is causing me so much anxiety. I can't even...what if it falls? Gah. Lol!

#boo #harry styles #dont drop your phone #anxiety overload

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1 YEAR SINCE 1DONGMA

anxiouslyawkwardunicorn

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that read this as 1 dong ma! Lol!

#1 dong ma #1DONGMA

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Self care is not selfish or self indulgent. We cannot nurture others from a dry well. We need to take care of our own needs first, then we can give from our surplus, our abundance.

Jennifer Loudon (via onlinecounsellingcollege)