#actually do ask

[melancholiaincarnate]

FLORENCE IS WRITING ?!?!?!?!? this is unreal this is insane florence is writing she hasn't done this in years

anyways ask questions about these two since these r the first look at dinoduo or i'll haunt you

[canadiankakashi]

I've made a mistake in randomly picking a Spotify playlist

It's supposed to let me focus on writing but lol no

[heretherebedork]

Hey, hey? Did y’all ask for the worst joke ever? DIDYA?

... Hey, if I can’t work a Chanukkah joke in SOMETHING, what kind of Jew am I?

[dear-andre]

does anyone want to hear about how i accidentally broke into a cheesecake factory whilst crying today? or is it funnier out of context

[drackyvibes]

Don't mind me, just chilling in my grandma's attic like a Victorian Era child just wearing full military gear so the fiberglass doesn't kill me.

[thecraftybear]

People: When the Moon Hunger descends, it will devour the world! Pray that never happens!

Also people, meeting the actual Moon Hunger: Aww, what a precious little kid, have this sweetbread/apple/doll

[caileeflavoured]

no but germans’ obsession with eintopf in autumn?

[houseofeurovision]

I smell like mens perfume