#actually mortified

[chubs-deuce]

Newsflash:

Chubs Deuce commits the most grave discord blunder in the history of discord blunders

8 dead, 3 injured

Will she make it through the rest of her shift without exploding from cringe? More at six

[windingwisteria]

Oh my godssssss I am so embarrassed my parents are playing songs I wrote when I was like 15 for my friends

[vampirejail]

i can't sleep and suddenly got hit with the memory of the time a very kind waitress brought me a free bowl of ice cream for my birthday and said "hope you like ice cream :-)" and for some reason my first response was "oh i don't actually :-(" instead of "oh thank you!" like a normal person

[cryinginsagittarius]

not to sound like a fckin 12 yr old but i just embarrassed myself in front of my crush and now just am having a big ol cry omgggg

[arainesque]

Accidentally posted a video of me getting railed to insta stories :) if u were looking for worst case scenarios

[pippybug]

im dogsitting and have been for like a week and a bit over my birthday and on my birthday i didnt have cake and ate the fancy chocolate in their house and theyre coming home this morning but the SUPERMARKET DOESNT SELL THE FANCY CHOCOLATE AND I CANT FIND WHERE WHAT DO I DO

[justascrollingghost]

Actual email conversation I had to suffer through..

Head Office: your mileage claim form is incorrect

Me: oh okay how so?

Head Office: well between these two dates there’s 3 days including a weekend and your end mileage on the first date is the same as your start mileage on the second

Me, too embarrassed to tell them I literally spent that whole weekend in bed only moving to open the door to my takeaway: ooops my mistake I’ll take a look🙂

[thorvaenn]

Don't judge people who smell like cat piss on the public transport. They know and they're sorry