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DATS ME BITCHESSS. LOOK AT THE COLOURS!

By the way following someone around like their shadow without their consent after they’ve explicitly and repeatedly told you they want to be left alone is classed as harassment and stalking..

#hudson williams #the man’s human #I’d have responded like a cornered and feral raccoon #not just got annoyed and told you to fuck off

I remember being sat in the damn cinema and every single parent was staring at the ceiling thinking “Don’t fucking kill them for the love of god I don’t need you to traumatise my kids today please don’t fucking kill them”

- My Dad on Toy Story 3😂

#toy story 3

Yknow what sucks about chronic pain? That I don’t qualify for any support for it. I’ve had it since I was 14 - I’ve literally grown up adapting to it so I get told I’m functional. I get told I present well. I get told I’m managing just fine and it’s bullshit.

#I’m so angry #and I’m so fucking tired #chronic pain #chronic pain hypersensitivity syndrome

Genuinely what do actors do when the director calls cut after a sex scene?? Do they just fistbump like 'good fake sex buddy' and then get up to stretch before climbing all over eachother again for another take?😭😂

#It must be so awkward😭#i dont get it #it baffles me #hollonov #connor storrie #hudson williams #actors #acting

“to be fair to me I didn’t see you were there or I wouldn’t have done it”

- my mum to the police officer that pulled her over for running a red light in front of him😭

#Cba #actually cba #the police

iwontknowyouanymore

this trend of shitting on peer-reviewed academic studies in favor of tweeting “we already knew this was happening” is so soul-crushing. not to be an elitist cunt, but we have got to open the schools again. people genuinely seem to have forgotten that their personal lived experience isn’t indicative of the larger population, AND IF IT IS…… then you need researchers to support these assertions from a relevant data pool instead of a blog post from 2013 💀

#you know something works? great #you know how we get that thing funded?#through fucking evidence based results #you need to let researchers prove what we can guess #because the proof gives the issue a bigger voice #and you know what a bigger voice does?#gets shit sorted

thememedaddy

#imagine finding out your Mum grew up rich #like my mums side was absolutely loaded #the absolute audacity of my mum to grow up rich and raise us poor #pull it together Lisa

anxietyproblem

#107 208 xoxoxo

Turns out 28 is the age you stop looking at Harry Styles and thinking ‘daaammmnnn’.. RIP to the crush I’ve had since I was 13😂

#I’ve hit the ick #I think it’s the booty shorts #I’m sorry Harry #we had a good run🤷🏻‍♀️😂#harry styles

thememedaddy

#always PDF that shit

“I’m just so grateful you’re my worker. I grew up in the care system and have seen my fair share of professionals that just don’t care. I’m just glad we’ve got someone who cares about us”

#and that is why I do what I do #it takes one person giving a shit #to completely change someone’s life

fellator

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

#scrabble but make it sexy

I’m just going to say it - Harry Styles’ tiny shorts era is giving me the ick😭

#don’t come for me #you know it’s true #like seriously don’t come for me #I’m on the edge this week #harry styles

thememedaddy

#I have a masters of science and can’t afford to live #but good for fucking him

thememedaddy

#by the way #shoutout to this show #it’s how I explain why I’ve brought an interpreter to meetings to families #I’m not offending you #your English is great #I’m making this meeting as easy for you as I can #because meetings are stressful enough without the translation gymnastics you have to do

Being a woman is wild because what do you mean I’ve just had a full sobbing breakdown thinking about penguins getting too cold whilst sleeping in the snow and it’s actually all because my uterus is redecorating again😭

#periods #being a woman #cba #penguins

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