#actually never mind

[cokesniffer445]

I made this last night but uhhh look

little christmas pagey

[mango-dot-yum]

Hello today I am here in your inbox to ask you what is your 48th and 72nd favorite pokémon are.❓

Very specific numbers, but okay!

48- Yveltal, there was a Pokémon plush series I’d watch a bunch when I was a kid called “Pokémon Talk”. One of the episodes was them arguing over names and Yveltal said it was pronounced “YAH-vil-tal”. That’s my default way of pronouncing it and sometimes I forget it’s not official. It’s just always been something I’ve found funny since I was little and it

72- Kommo-o, it’s Ultra Moon Pokédex entry has always stuck with me. It said “It battles valiantly with its fists, which are armored in steel scales. Kommo-o specializes in uppercuts.”

[hell0jon]

Fr3-d1 starts booting up one day but instead of Chester or the others starting talking, you just hear this insanely loud

“EEEEEEEOOO”

because he’s actually freddie mercury and not some spooky computer program

[crabs-but-better]

i like this line too but i’ve run out of comprehensible thoughts for today

[equius]

idk if this has been done yet but i felt the need to.

[comphyjost]

bedsy said: superior 👏🏻 johnson 👏🏻

[vapiddreamscape]

the "tag stealing" discourse is so funny because tumblr mobile literally like, allows you to put other people's tags on your post when you reblog from them

[aesb]

can he- teach me how to swim?😗