i can't stop thinking about ******* my ******* in his *****, and his ******* in my *****. no, i need his **** in my *****. i'd **** him ***. and his ******! how it would feel ** ** ******...they are going to be ****** ***.
i am going insane.
i need him to **** ** ****. then i'm going to **** him ******, so **** he ***** it for the **** ** *** ****. and we'd take *****. he can *** ** ** and **** ** **** as long as i get to **** him ****. let him **** how **** he is with a **** on my *******. and he can **** the **** i'll **** *** ****. the pros of * ***** ***, and it can *******... i'm going to leave him ****** and ******* with the ***** of ** on his ******. oh my goddddddd.
Sighs deeply. Ok who wants to join my calming circle?
Read this and then take a deep breath. (SBS/Twitter post with Kid Pirates backstory, contains spoilers)
OP/Kid Pirate spoilers and general word vomiting below - DNI if you don't want to be spoilt. TLDR second to last paragraph.
While I'm happy we finally got SOMETHING - I'm mad af that it came as an afterthought of copy/pasted story board notes instead of being adapted into the manga. IDK if that means it'll never happen or what but learning about how the Kid Pirates (pre-pirate crew and literally just being in different gangs) literally toppled a corrupt ruling gang and more or less liberated their island (while Kid was prob in his mid-teens no less?!?!!!) is so fucking cool!
Luffy didn't liberate his first town until he was 17 and Kid already had his infamous pirate reputation by 19, so he could have been anywhere between 14-18 by the time he led a coup on a whole ass island?!!?! (- pure speculation on the age he did it.) Get FUCKED God of Liberation Nika LMAO. Angry mans is literally just Luffy but bigger (hotter), scarier, and more vindictive.
I wonder how much of the coup fall out was attributed to them. Like OFC they took down the ruling gang leaders of the island but how many people died in the fallout(pre and post) that were prob killed by the gang leaders/gang subordinates or w/e that got pinned on Kid and his crew instead and then the WG just ran with it? Would explain their unusually high civilian count.
I can see the headlines now: rookie crew Kid Pirates murder entire island as they took off on their maiden voyage, and then the Kid Pirates were like yeah sure we're pirates now, lets be BLOOD THIRSTY AND SAVAGE PIRATES everyone thinks we are anyways.
<takes breath> Moving on.
Now...don't get me wrong, I don't HATE the idea that Kid's love interest died and naming his ship in their honor...but THAT'S the straw that broke the camel's back for him to A) build alliances with other gang leaders and B) DO A coup d'etat? That's...really boring, especially if Oda doesn't elaborate or give us ANY more background on them or even any flashbacks of their pasts.
How Kid recruited the others for the coup d'etat after his girlfriend was murdered.
So um yeah. TLDR Kid's love interest was murdered and he went OFF, liberated his island from a corrupt gang family with his buddies and THEN made his crew.
Before I end my unhinged rantings, I would like to say: I FEEL SO VALIDATED in my OC fanfics where I write Kid as a closeted romantic who would do ANYTHING to keep his love interest safe and NOW WE KNOW WHY hehehehehehehehehheheheheheh ok bye.
Fuck this new Fall Out Boy album is so good. I am withering under these feelings and projecting them on to my fics and OCs and it hurts my heart so much to see what’s coming for them😩
“it’s so disappointing that [niche celebrity] hasn’t spoken up about [complicated political or international issue]” destroy the tiny guy in your head that insists on levying purity tests against every human in your vicinity and pressuring those humans to have an opinion on every single thing known to man
