#actually wheezing

[emolionsrawr]

so, dorian, our favourite door, has a door knob, and genitalia...

dorian quite literally has a knob

do you... do you think he calls it a knob knob???? DOES HE CALL IT A KNOB KNOB????

"hey sweetheart, you're looking absolutely stunning on your knees for me, want to be good for me and suck my knob knob?"

i fear i have thought of something to cursed but me and my friend had been cry laughing at this for a good ten minutes now

[qicktrick]

Attack

[tebarambles]

Help I'm too asthmatic for this show 😂😭

[paranormal-taters]

Small (and hilarious) excerpt from The Whispering Skull below:

For fifty this taxi cab driver will be the most ride-or-die person you've ever seen in your life.

[melody-fox]

whenever you start to get sad after dying and losing stuff in minecraft, just remember that professional youtube mincrafter GoodTimesWithScar dies and loses everything in nearly every single episode he's in on hermitcraft and still somehow manages to be super rich and build amazing things

[hollandarling]

I seriously can’t get over the image in my head of those four boys being stuck at home and spending their days chasing chickens around the yard

[maybcrry]

“ i was so depressed , i couldn’t even joy the break-up sex . ”  @frcznreign​  /  felix.

hand  lifts  to  rub  against  her  forehead,  holding  back  a  heavy  sigh  at  his  words.  she  stays  like  that  for  a  moment  before  sliding  her  hand  across  her  face  to  meet  his  gaze.  “  whilst  i’m  grateful  you  consider  me  a  close  enough  friend  to  discuss  your  sex  life,  ”  pausing  a  moment,  frown  crossing  her  brow.  “  i’d  actually  rather  not  know  what  you  get  up  to  in  that  sense.  ”  inhaling  a  deep  breath,  shaking  her  head  slightly.  “  might  i  ask  why  this  dalliance  ended  ?  nothing  too  serious  i  hope  ?  ”

[realangelgirl]

GO LISTEN TO THIS YOU’RE WELCOME