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A lot of people want to kill me. I take great pride in that.

- Kestrel, probably

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The power of love is bullshit. The power of fire and violence... that's where the money is!

- Burn, probably

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Fatespeaker: What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you're the asshole.

Viper: I don't need to go to an alternate universe to know that I'm the asshole.

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Tsunami: You can never lose an argument is you say 'shut up, nerd' at the end.

Starflight: Yes you can.

Tsunami: Shut up, nerd.

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Kestrel: That's it! You're all grounded! Tsunami, no swimming for you. Starflight, no scrolls for you. Glory... Oh my god, is there anything that you love?

Glory: Revenge.

Kestrel: No vengance for you!

Glory: I would say "I'll get you for this", but I guess that's off the table.

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Glory: Do you have any pets?

Deathbringer: *remembering girls like sensitive guys* A cat.

Glory: What's its name?

Deathbringer: *remembering girls also like tough guys* Missile Launcher.

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At this point, we aren't just flirting with disaster. We're rounding third base and asking if disaster has condoms.

Starflight probably

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Starflight: Tsunami, the worst thing you can do in these types of situations is take matters into your own hands.

Tsunami: Got it.

Tsunami: *turns to the others* We're going to take matters into our own hands.