#source: blackish

[incorrect-wha-quotes]

Coco: I think you look good for your age. Olruggio: Thank you! Twenty-six isn't bad, huh? [the girls gasp in horror] Tetia: You're only twenty-six? Good Lord! You've lived a hard life!

[emmikay]

Shane Hollander: I hate to say “I told you so”-

Ilya Rozanov: No, you don’t. You would marry “I told you so” and have baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: I’m not vain just because I want to spend every waking moment looking my best.

Steve: Again, exact definition.

[lifeisstrange-incorrectquotes]

Chloe: I was beginning to think I'd never see you again. I almost forgot what your face looked like.

Max: It's been twelve minutes.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Euphemia: That’s it! You’re grounded. James, no broom flying. Peter, no chess for you. And…

Euphemia: [to Marlene] Oh my God, is there anything that you love?

Marlene: Revenge.

Euphemia: No vengeance for you.

Marlene: I was gonna say “I’ll get you for this,” but I guess that’s off the table.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Colin: You’re… shallow.

Benedict: Shallow???

Benedict: …That is such a relief! I thought it was something serious, like I was ugly.

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Rhea: I hate to say "I told you so"- Daemon: No, you don't. You would marry "I told you so" and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: I feel guilty

Mike: Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good