#source: blackish

[emmikay]

Shane Hollander: I hate to say “I told you so”-

Ilya Rozanov: No, you don’t. You would marry “I told you so” and have baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: I’m not vain just because I want to spend every waking moment looking my best.

Steve: Again, exact definition.

[lifeisstrange-incorrectquotes]

Chloe: I was beginning to think I'd never see you again. I almost forgot what your face looked like.

Max: It's been twelve minutes.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Euphemia: That’s it! You’re grounded. James, no broom flying. Peter, no chess for you. And…

Euphemia: [to Marlene] Oh my God, is there anything that you love?

Marlene: Revenge.

Euphemia: No vengeance for you.

Marlene: I was gonna say “I’ll get you for this,” but I guess that’s off the table.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Colin: You’re… shallow.

Benedict: Shallow???

Benedict: …That is such a relief! I thought it was something serious, like I was ugly.

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Rhea: I hate to say "I told you so"- Daemon: No, you don't. You would marry "I told you so" and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: I feel guilty

Mike: Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good

[nerdasaurus1200]

Jamie: What were you thinking?! No, you know what, I don't wanna know! Bunzo, no symbols for you! Mommy Long Legs, no climbing for you! Poppy, no more diabolical plans for you! Kissy and Huggy, no chasing for you! And Catnap...god, is there anything that you love? Catnap: ...Revenge. Jamie: No vengeance for you, young man! Now all of you go to your rooms! Catnap: I'd say I'll get you for this but I guess that's off the table.