#adalwickhux

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Thank you so much for the cookies, Mother, I loved them.

Said my children never.

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Story Time with Gary - Nightfall

#49 - Nightfall

Character - Carl Lempira (OC)

Requested by - @the-admirals-righthand-man

Carl was frolicking through the meadow at nightfall, hand in hand with Hux, who had a beaming smile on his face as his black dress billowed around his pale, hairy spindly legs. Carl was very happy, and Hux was too. They were just two best friends, chilling beneath the moonlight. Suddenly, two crazy kids ran up from behind them and Carl and Hux ran for their lives. The two kids were rabid and wanted to torment their father, but Carl would have none of that. So Carl hoisted Hux over his head and threw him to the rabid kids, and then frolicked up the hill where he watched the scene unfold. Strange things do happen at nightfall. And then Carl woke up and realized it was all a dream.

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Story Time with Gary - Comfort Food

#41 - Comfort Food

Character - Hux

Requested by - Anonymous

 Hux was sad because Gary had a superior body compared to his - his muscles were practically bulging right out of his coat whenever he moved, whereas Hux had floppy, noodle-like arms and legs as white as a Stormtrooper's armor. So, being the sad noodle he was, Hux went into his quarters and grabbed every piece of comfort food he could find, sat on his couch, and ate everything as he wondered why he would never be as awesome Gary. And then he fell asleep on a bag of potato chips and dreamt of being as awesome as Gary, even though he never would, and then ate more comfort food.

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Apparently Mother wants to adopt Kylo Ren as her new son.

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So Kylo Ren just sent me a box of chocolate covered sweets.

And my sons haven’t sent me anything in fifteen years.

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Well, my mother is now on this site. Goodbye, freedom. Hello, constant pestering.