#garkelthux

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*goes to search*

*looks up Pepelesith*

*stares*

*internally screaming*

*quietly screaming*

*screaming*

*loudly screaming*

*piercingly screaming*

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Story Time with Gary Update

Hi, guys, Gary here. So as you know I have begun a new series called Story Time with Gary, in which I make little short stories based around a number (that has a topic) and characters, by request of the people. Well, prior to now I have been using @creativichee's list, but since I'm going to make more, I am going to make my own list as opposed to mooching off of theirs. So as a result I need topics. I have a list of a few right now, but I need at least 40, so this is where you guys come in. Submit to me a topic (like "thunderstorms" or "annoyed") to add to the list, if you would like to participate. On a further update, as well, I will even write ships I don't like in future stories.

Thank you for your time, and if you have any suggestions please share them.

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Thank you so much for the cookies, Mother, I loved them.

Said my children never.

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@ask-kylo

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Story Time with Gary - Don't Leave

#1 - don't leave

Character(s) - Gary and Phasma

Requested by - Anonymous

"Don't leave," Gary said, when Phasma attempted to rise, curled into the corner of the couch, blankets pulled up to his chin and a look of horror in his eyes. The holovid before them showed the ewok approaching the group. He curled tighter into the couch. "It's the scary part."

"They're offering a peace gift-"

"SCARY!"

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Story Time with Gary - Nightfall

#49 - Nightfall

Character - Carl Lempira (OC)

Requested by - @the-admirals-righthand-man

Carl was frolicking through the meadow at nightfall, hand in hand with Hux, who had a beaming smile on his face as his black dress billowed around his pale, hairy spindly legs. Carl was very happy, and Hux was too. They were just two best friends, chilling beneath the moonlight. Suddenly, two crazy kids ran up from behind them and Carl and Hux ran for their lives. The two kids were rabid and wanted to torment their father, but Carl would have none of that. So Carl hoisted Hux over his head and threw him to the rabid kids, and then frolicked up the hill where he watched the scene unfold. Strange things do happen at nightfall. And then Carl woke up and realized it was all a dream.

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*whistling, walking down corridor*

*passes Kylo's vader shrine room*

*steps inside*

*puts bows and flowers on Vader helmet*

...

*paints it pink*

*walks out, whistling*

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Instead of shipping me with Phasma, ship me with Kylo.