I feel like challenging you to a Dan Humphrey inspired playlist
Every single one of these has been in the spirit of making me suffer. Colton do ska! Colton do dinosaurs! Colton do Dan Humphrey!
I’m reporting you all for bullying
All Men Are Pigs by Studio Killers
Hot For Teacher by Van Halen (Oh yeah I remember that truly stupid plot, yes I do)
Young Dumb and Broke by Khalid (Burn, you fucking loser. I hate him so much)
Creep by Radiohead (Need I say more) Honestly that You trailer with this song was god’s gift to me. I pretend it’s Dan Humphrey every time.
Mr. Writer by Stereophonics (he’s one of the clowns in the video)
Ego by Beyonce ft. Kanye West
Sparks, by Hilary Duff WHOM DAN SHOULD HAVE RESPECTED MORE
Uptown Girl by Billy Joel (not even a mean one this time, just a perfect descriptor of him and Serena)
White and Nerdy by Weird Al
Please never mention DAN FUCKING HUMPHREY in my presence ever again