a repertoire of asshausen

Sam | fka braywashed | 36. Trash blog that ships Bravier. Likes pro wrasslin, vidya games, TTRPGs, and blabbering nonstop text posts. Follow the buzzards. 🖤

[damsel-understresss]

im so sorry i never participated in the reblog game you tagged me in i love you very much im just so tired

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[thesoldiersminute]

The Lost Boys dir. Joel Schumacher | 1987

[seasonofhorror]

THE CRAFT

1996, dir. Andrew Fleming

[cityelf]

I hope this email rules you all. I hope this email finds you. I hope this email brings you all, and in the darkness binds you.

[laeffy]

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

[thyrell]

her what

[thyrell]

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

[retroactivebakeries]

it's some kind of digital candle, you understand

[hauntedchronicler]

good news all of their candles have names/descriptions like this

[setulose]

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

[setulose]

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

[kitwilsonsass]

i'm obsessed with him his fashion sense has bewitched me

[tylostoma]

really enjoyed the picturesque drive home with my digicam

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[kitwilsonsass]

the sad thing is i had to googlehausen where his usual gear sits (uh, no consistent result, frankly) because i had a momentary panic of 'i only know what kit's torso looks like off the top of my head and he has No Belly Button. maybe i am just Ignorant.'

[kitwilsonsass]

handymen are fae creatures who work according to whims and not schedules if i'm being honest

[dysphorie]

Look at that

fucking

T U M B Y

[kitwilsonsass]

did they understand they'd ruin my life.

[kitwilsonsass]

[kilosink]

They are asking (respectfully) to see your coin collection (no intentions of taking to add to their horde)

[alivehouse]

lets start blair witching it in the corner. together

[alivehouse]

[alanangels]

AS SHE SHOULD.