#adcraball

[vlvheart]

she’s hearing the sound of OBNOXIOUS SQUEAKY BOOTS ...

[valorformed]

[allthingsglittergold]

He has been getting ‘uppies’ from Kris / @adcraball​ for over a decade now. He knows she’ll do it every time because he knows he’s cute as hell.

But he also genuinely loves Kris. She’s kind and warm and gives him honeycomb and hugs.

[volot]

1 prayer = 1 hope that akari is met with unfathomable, all-consuming, absolutely crushing despair and agony. 

[soraozon]

@adcraball​ asked:

annoying pat annoying pat annoying pat "don't worry bestie i'll protect you from the evil teens"

      ...

      can they get a refund on their ‘chosen one.’       they weren’t going to move though, too tired of all the annoying children. 

[skyfault]

"Gee, Volo sure knows a lotta interesting words!"

[kotoyin]

“Wow. Lance didn’t give me the PTSD Kris!”

 He maybe made it a lil’ worse by nurturing her sense of vigilante justice, but, like, he didn’t tell her to go fuck up Rocket’s crazy radio-wave machines!

[volot]

[ @adcoraball Akari, really loudly ]

"HIT OR MISS I BET THEY NEVER MISS HUH? YOU GOT A GOD, WELL, I BET IT DOESN'T LIKE YA!! IT GON FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND IT WON'T MISS YA!!! IT GON SKRRT AND HIT THE DAB LIKE WIZ WHALIFA--"

"garchomp," he drawls, acidic and sharp, the sudden snap of his fingers all-too commanding, and the pokemon beside him much too alert. "silence her."

HIT OR MISS THIS--