major crackship, but Addison and Myka
MAJOR IS RIGHT LORD JESUS.
shops for groceries: They would order in a lot because Addison works and so does Myka. But Myka would do it more I presume.
kills the spiders: Myka. Addison is a cry baby.
comes home drunk at 3am: Addison. Hands down.
makes breakfast: Myka, because Addison would come home drunk duh.
remembers to feed the fish: Probably neither, really.
decorates the apartment: Both. But Addison would get fussy and move things, much to Myka’s displeasure.
initiates duets: Addison because she’s so dorky and adorable and sings too much. Especially when she gets out of the shower.
falls asleep first: Addison, unless Myka’s just so done.