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Adele: Nikolaj, when’s your birthday?

Nikolaj: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

Adele: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday

Store Worker: Would a “Bojan” please come to the front desk?

Bojan, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker, pointing to Adele and Nathalie: I believe they belong to you?

Adele and Nathalie, simultaneously: We got lost.

Bojan: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—

Adele: i am an expert at identifying birds

Isa, an actual expert: okay, what about those ones over there?

Adele: yeah, they’re all birds

Nikolaj: ah, Adele. remember me?

Adele: are you questioning my memory or your relevance?

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