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4 u my friends

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Adele: Nikolaj, when’s your birthday?

Nikolaj: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

Adele: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday

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LukasZF: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?

Isa: Did you just make that up?

LukasZF: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.

Isa:

LukasZF: A really long fortune cookie.

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Ody: Hey. You didn't wash your hands. I can't let you leave until you do.

Yvi: Why are you in the girls' bathroom?

Ody: Basic hygiene transcends gender.

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Lara: *sighs* 365 more days until Halloween...

Tamy, from the other room: Can you shut the fuck up?

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Ody: Kati isn’t answering their phone.

Nathalie: I’ll call.

Ody: Kai and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Kati: Hello?

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Daniel: Lara, you’ve tried 37 times and you’ve failed every time. Give it a break.

Lara: DO I HEAR “FIRST TRY PART 38?”

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Ody: I’m invoking the no judgement clause of our friendship.

Daniel: Oh my God, what have you done?

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LukasZf: You’re scamming everyone?

Lara: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from them.

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Daniel: Talk to him, that’s what friends do.

Ody: Nope. I’m going to wait until I am on my deathbed, get in the last word, and die immediately.

Daniel: That’s your plan for dealing with this?

Ody: That’s my plan for dealing with everything. I have 72 arguments I am going to win that way.

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Daniel: Maybe I’m dreaming. Pinch me!

Daniel:

Daniel: Not on the butt, Nikolaj.

Nikolaj: Sorry, it was just there.

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Nathalie: Sorry, I need to be alone right now.

[Later]

Nathalie: Thank you for being alone with me, Ody.

Ody: (*^‿^*)

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Kati: I don’t get jealous.

Nici to Nathalie: Hello.

Kati:

Kati: Who the fuck is that!?

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Nikolaj: I don’t have anger issues! Do you think I have anger issues.

LukasZf: I wouldn’t call it an issue

LukasZf: An issue is something you can fix.

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Yvi: We broke up literally Months ago.

Yvi: Can you please stop playing Online-Chess with my brother .

Yvi: Its disgusting.

Nathalie: Just because I lost the Queen, doesn't mean I give up the King.

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Isa: Change is inedible.

Kai: Don’t you mean inevitable?

Isa, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn’t.

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Nikolaj: Are you okay?

Tamara , crying: Yeah, it was just the onions.

NIkolaj: *Picks up an onion* What the fuck did you say to Senshi?

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LukasZf: I'm never having a debate with Ody again, he literally started his argument with "Riddle me this."