#nikolajp

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Nikolaj: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.

Nikolaj: That’s why I own TEN guns.

Nikolaj: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.

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Daniel: *Trying to climb onto the roof to do a backflip on to a trampoline*

Yvi & Bojan: *Trying to stop him*

Svea: *Cheering him on*

Nikolaj: *Making a bet with Kai on whether or not Daniel will hurt himself*

Kati, looking into the camera like she’s on the office: I need new friends.

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Kati: *Holding a cross* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

Nikolaj: You’re a fool if you think I fear that man

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Lukas: How are you gonna carve a gigantic pumpkin?

Nikolaj: The same way I make onion rings

Nikolaj: *Grabs a chainsaw*

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Daniel: Nice things to whisper when hugging someone?

Kati: You smell different when you’re awake

Lara: Please help me

Ody: Soon

Nikolaj: You have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it

Yvi: Your hair tastes like strawberries

Kai: Tonight… 

Isa: He knows. Don’t go home

Nathalie: I always knew you would die in my arms

Svea: No one will ever believe you

Tim: Yessssssssssss

Tamy: Are you seeing it too

Lukas: I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear

Bojan: Father told me it would be like this

Daniel: Oh my gods

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Nikolaj: Life could be worse, Kati

Kati: Life could be a lot BETTER, too!

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Adele: Nikolaj, when’s your birthday?

Nikolaj: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

Adele: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday

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Daniel: Maybe I’m dreaming. Pinch me!

Daniel:

Daniel: Not on the butt, Nikolaj.

Nikolaj: Sorry, it was just there.