#adflictus

[alteregozowie]

They might as well just hit him with sticks, goodness.

[radioiaci]

▹@adflictus | continued from x.

"Sat upon, yes," Alastor replied without skipping a beat. "Sullied by a dead body? Likely not as much."

Without glancing up, the radio demon pointed upwards to the third story of the building behind them - where an almost inaudible calamity was happening on the other side of the windows. Inaudible, that was, until glass was shattered and an unfortunate demon came toppling out of it to unceremoniously thud in a bloody heap onto the bench and bounce off of it onto the ground.

Far enough on the other end of it to avoid being victim to the happenstance, Alastor turned his attention back up to the other, gesturing to the mess now laying on the pavement.

"You see?"

[solmxri-a]

@adflictus disciplined:

"WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED FOR THAT SHITTY PICK UP LINE!"

[alteregozowie]

Angels are going to be the death of him. Well, they almost were quite literally, but this is different.

[solmxri-a]

Eden when he miscalculated-

ploting angst with @adflictus

[solmxri-a]

@adflictus

HISS!

[alteregozowie]

"I'm in danger."

[solmxri-a]

❝ do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth? ❞ //adflictus

@adflictus | he isn't beating the allegations now LOL

He is going to die. He is actually going to die — unless he is already dead and he is in his own personal hell.

Yeah... that's what this must be. Hell. He's in Hell.