#adhd shitposting

[foone]

I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD

[runedscope]

Adhd asexual means you're distracted by everything other than sex

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Sometimes I gotta wait until my meds kick in, and then I'm doing dumb shit like dancing to cotton eye Joe and Macarena and marching up and down with much enthusiasm and zeal to old march music

[volixia669]

Being an adult just means rediscovering the hyperfixations of my youth...Only with better internet access and more resources.

[sidhewrites]

I know I locked my car but just to be extra sexy let’s press the lock button four more times

[mors-et-virginem]

Room mate: what’s wrong

Me: my teeth are tired

Room mate: what? I’m sorry what?

Me, enunciating every word: my teeth are tired

[foone]

The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

[foone]

Making people with ADHD make 15 phone calls and five doctors visits to get medicine should be listed in the Geneva convention as a warcrime