Things that an ace person can do while still being ace
FORNICATION. ALSO KNOWN AS SIN. YES MY SISTERS IN CHRIST WE CAN DO THE HORIZONTAL TANGO JUST AS GOOD AS YOU CAN.
Make crude jokes. Y'all don't want to be around when someone tells me a hole is tight. Or loose, come to think of it. Honestly, just don't mention any holes around me.
Give remarkably good relationship advice bc we are the ultimate witnesses to humanity's sex-crazed stupidity. Ben and Jennifer, I'm looking at you.
Fight over/for a significant other - mb we aren't lavishing attention on their genitals but goddammit we can still be possessive.
Have kids and actually enjoy it. Not the labor part though. Fuck that part.
Dress like a wet dream and own it. MF I know I'm hot and you're just going to have to accept that the booty don't lie even if it ain't available for use.
Expanding on #1, be a slut. Being ace is confusing as fuck, and for those of us who are sex indifferent or sex positive, part of the process is exploring different partners. Sometimes it's curiosity, sometimes it's peer pressure, and sometimes it's just a fun way to pass the night with a cool person. Don't make it weird.