Meg: Hello Hello! Welcome back to FanFests!
Kai: Hello there, and Greetings.
Meg: Thanks for tuning in to Rip-Tied again - and just as the right time!
Kai: Exactly. The time has come around for the next FanFest!
Meg: Oh! Oh! I can’t wait! Do we know the topic already?
Kai: Not yet. However, it should be coming in any second now.
Meg: C’mon, what is it, what is it—!
Kai: Oh? The topic for this FanFest is...
Kai: Now *that* is an interesting topic!
Meg: Yes! Though the answer is quite obvious. Coffee’s better! You can sweeten it, and put milk in it, it gives you your daily dose of caffeine...!
Kai: Don’t be ridiculous, Meg. You can do all those things with tea as well, with the bonus of there being hundreds of different types to choice from - tea’s something for everybody, Inkling and Octoling alike!
Meg: You’ve got to be kidding me! Tea’s always so bitter while at the same time not tasting like anything! On the other hand, coffee’s one of the best drinks there are - together with soda, of course.
Kai: ...I think you meant Pop. Anyways, what we think won’t decide this splatfest alone.
Meg: That’s right, it’s all about you guys out there!
Kai: You know the drill. Head over to the Fanfest Terminal to choose your teams.
Meg: Oh, and it will take place from the 14th of September, 2pm UTC -
Kai: To The 15th of September, 2pm UTC! That means, you’ll have 24 hours to battle it out!
Meg: May the best team win! And, until next time- Keep the Dream Alive,
Kai: Stick with Rip-Tied!