(Scheduled post - on vacation!)
Plurality: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
Lil Coding: What?
Plurality: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
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Franic: What is wrong with you?
Andrew: Many, many things. And most of them are my fault.
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Mario: Can you be quiet? I'm trying to think.
Luigi: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
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Buffer: What’s the status up here?
CPU: Fucked up, about to die. The usual.
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SMG3: Look, if you can fit your head down the gun’s barrel, you can assume it doesn’t have a non-lethal setting.
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Meggy: What makes you all smile?
Lily: Friends and Family.
Mario: Snacks.
Bob: Victory and success.
SMG3: Face muscles.
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Root: What type of dog is this?
Lily: That’s a tortoise.
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Mario: What is it called when you kill a friend?
Saiko: Homicide.
Tari: Murder.
SMG4: Homiecide.
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Lag: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Cursor.
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SMG4: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof or something.
SMG3, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?
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Blotch: You know, you were right.
Overseer: About what specifically? Because I’m right about a lot of things.
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Bob: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
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The Abyss: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today.
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Bob, high off his rocker: Hey guys?
Meggy: Yeah?
Bob: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Meggy:
Mario: ...What.
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Kidnapper: I have one of your family members.
SMG4: Which one? I have several.
Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.
SMG4: Which one? I have several.
LC, distantly: HEY!!!
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Forum: Hey, are you okay?
Juliano: Yeah.
Forum: You don't look okay...
Juliano: Then stop looking.
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Meggy: Happy Scorpio season. If you have to burn a bridge, do it safely!
Saiko: With NAPALM.