#adreamyassortment

[appleyjuiceboy]

I'm so sorry but as a psych major that anon made me inhale my drink like BRO you don't have to go after him like that oh god XD

(Someone please get Maruki-sensei to therapy he needs it.)

[outofthisgxlaxy]

adreamyassortment gets a Jasper starter

@adreamyassortment

“Seriously?” Jasper asked. “How many Gems are there on this miserable hunk of rock?” She’d thought that the Crystal Gems had been the only ones, but... there was Zultanite, standing before her like it was no big deal. They didn’t look like a Crystal Gem, though. No... they carried a more powerful aura about them. Just to be sure, though, Jasper had to ask.

“You’re not allied with Rose Quartz, are you?”

[rcscntful]

"Hey Morro I got you something." It's a rain poncho. It's got a duck theme to it. "In case you get caught in the rain."

     “...I can’t tell if you’re being thoughtful, or if you’re trying to humiliate me somehow.”

     ...probably humiliate him.

     “...this poncho is ridiculous. It doesn’t match me. It’s too cute and bright. I’m going to change it.”

     Morro disappears, with the poncho and all. He comes back thirty minutes later with . . . angry eyebrows scribbled over the duck’s eyes with black sharpie. Whether it was one duck, or many, they ALL had angry eyebrows drawn on them.

        “Does this look more threatening?”

[chip-your-waiter-moved]

(( Wheeze. ok hello yes it's the mun from Eldestkettle? and first off, I wanna say I adore ur muse? Like wow cute geez. Second i wanted to ask if maybe after I finish this oc, we could rp sometime? I mean i kinda freaked out a lil during halloween because I've been wanting to rp w/ you, I'm just nervous about asking u kno? So I never got around to asking if we could rp proper. ))

// *tenses up* I have been foiled again by the bad luck of two-goob-mun! An ancient spirit who makes muns too shy to speak to each other despite wanting to play together! 

I love your Elder Kettle just so you know, and also like...thank you for coming to me cause it took all the courage I had in my lil coward body to send that ask in. YES FOR THE LOVE OF GAD YES! I would love to RP.

[raitcningu]

I’m an idiot who can’t find the onsen meme / accepting!

@adreamyassortment​ said: ♨️ (It's ollie because Ollie doesn't care and a warm bath sounds nice)

He whistles out a happy tune; all carefree-like where nothing could break his mood nor make him worry. This was a day of self-care! A day that included no training whatsoever, and that Jay could relax and rest up his muscles. 

A towel was securely wrapped around his waist as he entered the hot spring area. He stopped by the edge and dipped his foot in to test the waters. The heat caused a slight sigh of happiness to emit from his smiling lips. So he enters the water and instantly felt relaxed. 

Then he noticed someone entering and felt a pang of self-conscious bubbling up. It was ignored; balled up and thrown away, hoping it won’t come back for a second round. Jay finally smiled, seeing that it was Ollie. “Here to test out the waters too?” 

[raitcningu]

adreamyassortment replied to your post: He will get a hug from Borg's new apprentice. God...

“Oh!” Mel jumps as she feels him embrace hr back “i… Just wanted to thank you guys for being nice. I can’t hug you all at once, so… One by one… Y'know?”

He chuckles at that, smiling more. “Well, you don’t need to thank us—— we’re ninja, we do what’s right. And yeah, you need long noodle-like arms to hug us all at once. Haha.” He says, chuckling once more. 

[imthehitch]

Isn't that the 'really bad fanfiction' level sequel to Phantom of the Opera where christine had like a kid w/ the phantom and the old love interest ends up being written as rlly shitty.

YEEEEEEP. It’s literally fanfiction. There’s a whole ass song about Christine getting it on with the Phantom and it’s Not A Good Song, like... oy. And of course you have to villain SOMEONE since the Phantom is now the one you’re supposed to be rooting for so her husband Raoul is an alcoholic asshole and the Giry’s have literally gone insane.

[whogetseven-a]

@adreamyassortment asked:  How did this little slip of a boy get into this place? Whatever the case is, he's already using whatever weird rusted dust symbiote he's befriended to start chewing away at the bars and chains. Metal chains, what is this, the middle ages?

Took six of the bastards. Six. A record. Underground. They thought they’d disoriented him too much to tell. They were wrong.

The boy was new, though. Roadhog growled low as he approached. Children lost to the wasteland so easily- Hmm? A questioning look as...something began working on the thick, thick chains holding him down. Trying to...break it.

Eyes scouring the boy from behind a mask that he’d made sure they couldn’t remove.