PROPERTY OF ROADHOG

Roadhog RP blog from Overwatch. Headcanon based. Semi-selective. OC/Crossover friendly. Penned by Vanyel.  Follows from homeofthevan.

[homeofthevan-a]

I’m sorry I’m on a bit of an unannounced hiatus. My work schedule is even more unstable than normal, and I’m recovering from sickness. When I return, I will likely be remaking the few blogs I plan to keep on a new account, and leaving the others here as archives. I need to narrow down my muses because I’ve overwhelmed myself, and activity has been low partially because of such The ones that WILL be remade: @loosedhope, @thatneverwas, @oilsandbeer, @laste54 Ones that WON’T be remade, that will be archived: @whogetseven, @visorcd, @onthedesertwind, @imustanswer Ones in limbo that may or may not be remade: @deathofafairfield, @machine-minded (yes no one knows she exists but I haven’t forgotten her entirely)

When I have more time, I will start taking care of this and sending out the relevant messages regarding current threads.

[memesfromstuff]

*: ･ﾟ✧   interrogation starters.

feel free to change pronouns etc as needed.

CALM / QUESTIONING.

“ tell me, what happened?”

“ did you see anything?”

“ what do you remember?”

“ do you remember anything unusual?”

“ please, try to remember as much as you can.”

“ every detail is important.”

“ and what happened next?”

“ and what did you do when all this took place?”

“ what were you doing around __ am/pm?”

“ where were you around __ am/pm?”

“ can anyone verify that?”

“ was someone with you?”

“ and you had nothing to do with it?”

“ and you weren’t involved?”

“ did you see it happen?”

“ did you see who did it?”

“ did you see or hear anything? anything at all?”

CARING / UNDERSTANDING.

 “ you seem scared… is that why you don’t want to talk?”

“ did someone hurt you?”

“ it’s okay. you can tell me.”

“ you were just trying to defend yourself, weren’t you?”

“ we can take a break, if you want.”

“ everything will be okay, i promise. but you need to talk to me.”

“ it’s okay if you don’t want to talk about it. but it really would help if you did.”

SUSPICIOUS.

“ there is something you’re not telling me.”

“ i think you’re lying.”

“ you looked away just now when you said that. are you sure you’re telling the truth?”

“ except what you’re telling me doesn’t align with what we already know.”

“ seems to me like you know more than you’re letting in on.”

“ what aren’t you telling me?”

“ who are you trying to protect?”

“ so you really don’t know what any of it means? no clue at all?”

“ they must’ve told you more than that.”

“ you have to have seen more than that.”

“ and you want me to believe you don’t remember?”

“ and you want me to believe you had nothing to do with it?”

“ an accident? is that what you’re going with?”

DEMANDING.

“ i need you to tell me the truth.”

“ i need you to tell me what happened.”

“ i know you’re not telling me the truth.”

“ that doesn’t line up with the evidence. so… you wanna try that again?”

“ stop lying. i already know that’s not what happened.”

MAKING A DEAL / ASKING FOR HELP / DEMANDING HELP.

“ what do you want in exchange for this information?”

“ i’m listening…”

“ you’re coming with me.”

“ since you’re the only one who knows how to find them, i don’t really have a choice but to take you with me.”

“ fine. i’ll take you with me, but if you try anything…”

“ i can’t give you that. you know that.”

“ if we’re going to make a deal, you’re gonna have to ask for something a little more rational than that.”

“ okay. we have a deal.”

“ sorry. no deal.”

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

For every 💭 I receive, I will write one thought my Muse has had about yours.

[leneemusing]

⚔ the princess bride sentence starters ⚔

“  you  mock  my  pain!  ”  “  life  is  pain.  ” “  he’s  only  mostly  dead.  ” “  i’m on  the  brute  squad.  ” “  you  are  the  brute  squad.  ” “  prepare  to  die.  ” “  we’ll  never  survive.  ” “  nonsense.  you’re  only  saying  that  because  no  one  ever  has.  ” “  who  are  you?  ” “  get  used  to  disappointment.  ” “  you  keep  using  that  word.  i  do  not  think  it  means  what  you  think  it  means.  ” “  i’ll  use  small  words  so  that  you’ll  be  sure  to  understand,  you  warthog  faced  buffoon.  ” “  that  may  be  the  first  time  in  my  life  a  man  dared  insult  me.  ” “  drop.  your.  sword.  ” “  shut  up!!  ”   “  you’ve  made  your  decision  then?  ” “  i  bet  my  life  on  it!  ” “  truly,  you  have  dizzying  intellect.  ” “  you’re  just  stalling  now.  ” “  you  guessed  wrong.  ” “  enough  of  that.  ”  “  surrender.  ” “  you  mean  you  wish  to  surrender  to  me?  very  well,  i  accept.  ” “  i  hate  waiting.  ” “  morons.  ” “  you  are  wonderful.  ” “  you  seem  a  decent  fellow,  i  hate  to  kill   you.  ” “  why  are  you  smiling?  ” “  because  i  know  something  you  don’t  know.  ” “  goodnight.  good  work.  i’ll  most  likely  kill  you  in  the  morning.  ” “  oh,  there’s  something  i  ought  to  tell  you.  ” “  think  it’ll  work?  ” “  it  would  take  miracle.  ” “  hear  this  now —  i  will  always  come  for  you.  ” “  this  is  true  love,  you  think  this  happens  every  day?  ” “  death  cannot  stop  true  love.  ” “  i  died  that  day.  ” “  we  may  as  well  die  here.  ” “  he’s  dead.  he  can’t  talk.  ”   “  as  you  wish.  ”   “  why  didn’t  you  wait  for  me?  ”   “  you  can  die  slowly,  cut  into  a  thousand  pieces.  ” “  you  killed  my  love.  ” “  it’s  possible. i  kill  a  lot  of  people.  ”   “  yes,  you’re  very  smart.  shut  up.  ”   “  you’ve  been  mostly-dead  all  day.  ”  “  inconceivable!!  ”  “  let  me  explain.  ”   “  your vote of confidence is overwhelming.  ” “  what  hideous  sin  have  you  committed  lately?  ” “  will  you  ever  forgive  me?  ” “  there’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. it would be a pity to damage yours.  ”  

[scotchymemes]

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina S01E06 Sentence Starters

I dont want a snack, (…). I want answers. All this time you’ve been lying to me? You’ve been spying on me and my family? Why?! From now on, stay away from me. You are godless. I just spilled milk. What I lack in experience, I do make up in excitement. How do you feel about wearing a costume while working here? Maybe whatever’s down there is a demon. Are demons even a thing? He might not be possessed, but he definitely looks possessed. Trust me, even wild horses couldn’t drag me back in there. I told you, (…), I’m no longer interested in any of your half-truths. Cases of actual demonic possession are actually extremely rare. Give me their names and I’ll make sure they’ll stop talking about anything. We are not to involve ourselves in mortal affairs. Demons prey on your fear, your shame. Leave? Why would I do that? My possession is his reward for setting me free. You’re not even here. How rude. It felt like it was slithering down my throat. I don’t want to say I told you so, but… Where are you going? You almost died! I knew there was something fishy about the way you were acting. It’s like a maze down there. Do you think I’m chicken shit? What exactly are we looking for? Well, at least you haven’t lost your sense of humour. I thought I made myself clear, but consider this my third and final warning. It’s just rocks. What’s happened in the past doesn’t mean anything to what’s happening to (…) now. Do you think that God could be punishing me? If he’s alive he won’t be for long. You’re rebel scum, that’s how I like my witches. I wish I could say we were surprised. Excuse me, are you suggesting (…) performs an actual exorcism? I’m not asking for your permission, I’m doing it. Has the entire world gone mad? You can’t possibly trust this stranger, can you? I don’t really see what other choice I have, (…). What have I done to deserve these women in my life? How lovely, you’re back. There’s nothing you can do! I’m going to eat all of your little friends, one by one. I’m not strong enough! A mortal punishment for interfering with mortal affairs. World travels fast among the damned, it seems. At least he’s free now. I don’t think I’ve ever seen you in a dress before. I’m not an abomination, (…), and I won’t be one. What does it all matter, (…), if in the end I couldn’t save him? I can’t help it. I feel like I failed.

[monokumamemes]

The Best of Gordon Ramsay Sentence Starters ! ( Contains Excessive Vulgarity ) !

❝ Get out. GET OUT! ❞ 

❝ Fuck off will ya, please? Yeah? ❞ 

❝ You’re a first-class cunt. ❞ 

❝ ‘Fine dining’? A fine fuckin’ mess! ❞ 

❝ Fuck right off. Fuck off. ❞ 

❝ Excuse me? Madam/Sir? Fuck me? How about fuck you. ❞ 

❝ A black jacket? You need a straight jacket. ❞ 

❝ I can’t believe just how inconsistent you are. ❞ 

❝ You go explain to the customer why you’re so shit, will ya? ❞ 

❝ ___, that’s enough. Fuck off and go put some more makeup on. ❞ 

❝ RAW. RAWW. RAWWW. ❞ 

❝ Don’t whistle at me I’m not a fucking dog, you look more like a dog than I do. ❞ 

❝ Today is about consistency. ___, are you consistently shit? ❞ 

❝ I don’t know how to wake you up anymore. You’re like a zombie! ❞ 

❝ You make him look fucking good. ❞ 

❝ Take one look at yourself in the mirror, because it’s a fucking disgrace. ❞ 

❝ You’re cooking a burnt pan you fucking dick! ❞ 

❝ You’re going to blow fire in your face you fucking donkey! ❞ 

❝ Leave it. Leave it! LEAVE IT! ❞ 

❝ You know what I want? I want you out. ❞ 

❝ You’re so shit you don’t realise what you do. ❞ 

❝ You’ve just confirmed, in my mind, that you’re not trustworthy. So fuck you. ❞ 

❝ You seriously surprised me. You surprised me at how shit you are. ❞ 

❝ I suggest you go buy a restaurant and put one table in there. Any more than that and you’d be fucked. ❞ 

❝ Don’t you dare. Don’t you fucking dare. ❞ 

❝ Listen here you fat-mouthed stupid little bitch. ❞ 

❝ You’re pissing around with something that isn’t working. ❞ 

❝ WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE?! ❞ 

❝ Crap on top of crap on top of crap on top of crap. ❞ 

❝ I’m about to snap with you. ❞ 

❝ What are we waiting on? I’m waiting on some fucking talent! ❞ 

❝ If I were you, I’d dig deep, touch your balls, and wake up. ❞ 

❝ If you don’t get out, I’ll fucking drag you out. ❞ 

❝ What the fuck is going on?! ❞ 

[lotusmusings]

I’ll wreck this if I have to.

           Tell me, what good would that do?

I’ll WRECK this if I HAVE to.

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have

[gvgvdans]

- ; phrases that really hit you where it hurts

“ did you really have to be that honest? ” “ every time i see you i just feel more alone. ” “ you changed me. ” “ was this all just a joke to you? ” “ i don’t want to know. ” “ can we start over? ” “ you make me feel so insecure. ” “ i don’t know if i can love you. ” “ every time i wake up i’m reaching for you … but you’re never there. ” “ of course it meant something! ” “ stop yelling! ” “ i gave up on you a long time ago. ” “ you think i care about you? cute. ” “ did you just forget about me or something? ” “ i still need you. ” “ i wanna say that there’s still hope but sometimes things just don’t go your way. ” “ you said you would keep trying! ” “ no, you ARE strong. ” “ you promised me! ” “ fine. you’ll never see me again, okay? ” “ i gave you everything i had. ” “ your eyes can be so cruel … ” “ i can never do anything right can i !? ” “ i want my life back. ” “ stop crying. ” “ you should go. ” “ don’t come back. ” “ does hurting me make you feel good or something? ” “ just stop it. ” “ i was never in love with you now leave me alone! ”

[pulchra-vanitas]

THE EXCESSIVELY DETAILED HEADCANON TUMBLR MEME

Send me some numbers, and I will tell you:

What does their bedroom look like?

Do they have any daily rituals?

Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?

What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?

Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)

Eating habits and sample daily menu

Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time

Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging

Makeup?

Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?

Intellectual pursuits?

Favorite book genre?

Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?

Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)

Biggest and smallest short term goal?

Biggest and smallest long term goal?

Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress

Favorite beverage?

What do they think about before falling asleep at night?

Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?

Turn-ons? Turn-offs?

Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?

How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?

Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?

How do they see themselves 5 years from today?

Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?

What is their biggest regret?

Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?

Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)

Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)

Most prized possession?

Thoughts on material possessions in general?

Concept of home and family?

Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)

What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?

What makes them feel guilty?

Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?

Would they consider themselves a Type A or Type B personality?

What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?

Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?

How misanthropic are they?

Hobbies?

How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?

Religion?

Superstitions or views on the occult?

Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?

If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?

How do they express love?

If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?

Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?

[longestnight]

you molded me into something terrible, and now i’m too rigid to bend back

[dollbleed-deactivated20211009]

i ruin everything i touch

[horrificmemes]

Terrible First Meeting Starters

For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!

“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!” “You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.” “Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?” “I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.” “Get out of my way before I move you myself.” “Please, let me out of here!” “You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.” “Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.” “You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.” “You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.” “Please, someone help!” “You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.” “Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!” “I’m sorry if I hurt you.” “Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!” “I’ve never seen anything like you before.” “Stand right there and don’t get any closer!” “Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.” “Ugh, my head. What happened to us?” “Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?” “If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.” “Holy shit. What have you done?!” “Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?” “Don’t panic, I can explain!” “I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.” “I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.” “Who are you? Where are you taking me?!” “This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.” “What the hell was that thing back there?!” “There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!” “Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!” “You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.” “I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.” “If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.” “Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.” “Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.” “I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.” “Fuck off, this is private property!” “I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.” “Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?” “Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.” “That isn’t your blood. What did you do?” “I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!” “Come with me. I want to show you something.” “You’re not going to eat me, are you?” “You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.” “Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.” “You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.” “Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!” “I’m sorry if I scared you.” “I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.” “I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?” “We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.” “Let go of me!” “I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.” “You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!” “I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!” “Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”

[sunsetquotes]

“Whatever you are, be a good one.”

— Unknown

[rppanda]

Violent/Painful Starter Pack

🤜 - Punch my Muse in the…

Stomach.

Jaw.

Nose.

Mouth.

Cheek.

Shoulder.

Back.

Ribs.

Chest.

You choose.

👟 - Kick my Muse in the…

Stomach.

Back.

Ribs.

Chest.

Shin.

Bottom.

Hip.

Waist.

Cheek.

You choose.

🔧 - Beat my Muse with a…

Wrench.

Baseball bat.

Wooden plank.

Belt.

Nunchucks.

Broken bottle.

Brass knuckles.

Hammer.

Chain.

You choose.

🔪 - Cut my Muse in the…

Stomach.

Back.

Ribs.

Chest.

Leg.

Hip.

Waist.

Face.

Neck.

You choose.

🗣 - Tell them…

“You’re worthless!”

“I never loved you.”

“I hate you.”

“I never want to see you again!”

“You’re disgusting.”

“I wish you were never born!”

“You ruin everything, just like always!”

“You’re nothing but a burden.”

“I wish you were dead!”

You choose.

[caarmine]

IN A WORLD WHERE MY LIFE HAS NO VALUE, TO HAVE A VOICE IS TO COMMIT A CRIME. IF THAT IS SO, I WAS BORN A CRIMINAL FOR I HAVE NEVER HAD THE ABILITY TO REMAIN SILENT.

[longestnight]

your old self is left behind somewhere in that childhood home, somewhere where your first ideals were made. don’t look back on it. where you’re going, it can’t follow