#adrian king

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Adrian King / Penthouse Pet of the Month, December 1976.

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Kyle Kingsbury/Adrian King canon details (Beastly, 2007)

Was raised predominantly by nannies, one is mentioned but not by name

his dad owns a house in upstate New York, where they spent a few winters when Kyle was a kid, but stopped going after Rob became too career obsessed

His mother left him and his father when he was 11 years old, moved to Miami, Florida, and remarried a plastic surgeon, so Kyle has a step-father

Didn’t have a Christmas tree for five years after his mom left

Was on two sports teams at Tuttle School, hockey, and the other isn’t confirmed but he mentions running the track a handful of times and considering the running through the streets of New York at the end, it can be assumed he was on the track team

His best friend was Trey Parker up until he was 15 (when he was cursed) and he states they’ve been friends for ten years, meaning that they met in kindergarten and had been friends since

Went trick or treating with Trey when they were 8 years old and BOTH dressed up as Spider-Man, and egged a neighbors door

Attended a dance class with Trey at a country club when they were 11

Attended summer camp? He says he had never made anything before he built the greenhouse, not even a birdhouse at camp, so I’m taking that as canon

He was praised for his reading by teachers, and according to Lindy’s Diary is really good at math, he also took Spanish at Tuttle

Really likes baseball, huge Yankees fan

Once went to the zoo and felt deep pity for tiger being trapped in its cage

Favorite movie was Inglourious Basterds, and had seen The Princess Bride at some point, also Forrest Gump and Carrie. And Pride and Prejudice with Sloane

Watched It’s a Wonderful Life when he was 12

Has had at least six girls have crushes on or be interested in him; Lindy Owens, Sloane Hagen, Wimberly Sawyer, Bronwen Kreps, and two unnamed girls who gave him the cold shoulder after thinking he would ask them to the dance

Was cursed at 12 A.M. on Saturday, May 6, which according to the calendar would have occurred in 2006! Also occurred in 2017 and 2023!

Owned both an XBox and a Wii

Is a very good figure skater, probably from playing hockey

Enjoys sci-fi and Gothic novels

Was placed into AP English his senior year

Enjoys eating Cheetos and milk together???

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Two kids in one place bc SOMEBODY had to make movie/book-crossover fanart

Aka movie!Kyle realizes his life could’ve been a lot worse

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Lindy:

Canon character playlists:

...Lindy, my dude, I have terrible news

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He never learned how to talk about his feelings, Lindy, he’s doing his best

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Magda deserves more love she put up with Kyle/Adrian’s shit longer than anyone