I love the idea of Bloodymary on the rocks, its just kinda cute
But I really love the idea of Rocky finding Grace, and Simultaneously, Adrian finding Simon.
Adrian finds Simon on the blood moon and extracts him, bringing him back to Erid with their close range space team.
All the classic Simon waking up on Erid stuff happens, but without Grace. He freaks out. Even more freaked out by the fact that Erid is pitch black nearly 100% of the time, the only thing to light it being the sun 40 Eridani, and at night, the stars.
So slowly, Simon begins to trust the Eridians and they build him a better habitat to live in. Ever able to engineer food for him and collect water from nearby planets after recycling his or pulling the water from the blood that was in his ship.
I like the idea of Grace and Rocky falling in love in space, and even more of Simon falling in love with Adrian on Erid.
He doesn’t have a face, so obviously that somewhat puts Simon off, and I like thinking Adrian is fairly big, about the side of a small tree, at least five feet taller than Grace at least, so Simon might have some fearful correlations to another big alien tagging after him. And Adiran tends to make sounds that sounded just like the creaking of the Iron Lung’s hull, or the sounds of the blood ocean at great depths.
But when they do manage to form communication, I imagine Adrian is patient. Mostly because he’s an Eridian of few words. Or at least not as many words as he used to be, when his mate was sent off to space and has yet to return.
Simon appreciates how succinct he is. Though a bit blunt, to which Simon tends to freak out when he’s given the whole truth and no soft cushioning for terrifying realizations (ie, using his own flesh for reproduced sustenance, losing his arm, being told he seems to have some mutations when he’s unconscious) , Simon can always be assured that Adrian is telling the truth, and will give him choices.
Adrian confides in losing his mate on the mission to cure their stars of StarEaters™ (the translation for Astrophage before they know its called that) and how he has not yet returned, leading them to believe they died. That much too soon, their star will die out and life will go extinct.
Which, yeah, scares Simon, but Adrian isn’t scared, just melancholy. And so he comforted him, awkwardly hugging the big rock with one arm.
I really love Simon and Adrian together as just two chill dudes who care for each other.
That Adrian sits with his legs curled in near Simon to block the artificial sun from his eyes. That Simon leans against Adrian’s carapace to doze off in the middle of the day.
Simon pressing his forehead to the center of Adrian’s flat carapace and a hand against the turquoise exterior.
Adrian hearing the older Eridians whisper of how up his spirits have been since losing his mate. How he talks more, sings more, reacts more, and spends so much time in the biodome with the new alien he is hesitant of letting others interact with.
I just love the soft gentleness of Simon and Adrian, who are on the slower moving side, calm around each other, and yes, admittedly easily frustrated and distracted by their multiple tasks that they can’t decide which to do first.
I think it’s super cute with nervous Simon who instinctively can’t really hurt Adrian if he gets too startled by a nightmare or when he first gets out of the sub. He’s the butcher, so he’s always scared about hurting people when he doesn’t mean to. But he doesn’t have to worry about that with Adrian, because he's only ever cracked his own knuckles against his xenonite suit. He can exist and work through his pain without the fear of hurting anyone else.
I love it. And I think that Adrian would find a way to be able to touch Simon without the xenonite suit because he wants to make this alien his mate, but not without being able to feel his squishy skin first.
So imagine his surprise when his mate makes it back alive, and he’s like.
“Adrian so happy happy happy happy Rocky back- But Rocky needs to be very cool very quick because Adrian found an alien mate when Rocky was away.”
And Rocky’s like
“Me too me too me too- Adrian still love of Rocky life but Grace mate is important to Rocky.”
So they’re like, yeah, we can make this work. Let’s see if your aliens like each other.
And yeah, Simon is nervous about the fact that there’s another alien lifeform to the Eridians that Adrian wants him to get along with and now Simon has to try and get along with Rocky, who speaks way too fast and is very little compared to Adrian (How does that work pebble wise, because Simon has heard Adrian refer several times to how long Rocky had to carry the pebbles and how painful it had been for him- This little guy was taking something proportionate tot eh size of adrian or all ass their mating genitals the same-) And he can try and make it work but if this thing is come weird space snake or eldritch horror thing he might vomit-
So everyone is shocked when double date Tuesday comes along to introduce everyone to each other and Grace and Simon lay their eyes on, not just the only other human being for light years probably, but the hottest man they’ve ever seen.
Its so good man, I have so much to say, so much to imagine with calm and cool Adrimon learning to adapt to their new alien significant other Grocky who bounces off the walls and who feed into each other's chaos
Oh man you were quick, it's been like six seconds.
But to be fair, I also started working on this immediately after the other post 😇 So we're both freaks
Still bloodymary just working to get there
Anyway under the cut
Simon x Adrian, Bottom Simon, Top Adrian, soft dom Adrian I guess??, ovipositor, monster fucking, alien fucking, NSFT
Finding a good solvent for the barrier solution that Adrian used on the rest of his body was difficult. Creating the solution for his carapace has been a feat all on its own.
Now, he had to find one for his genitals, that wouldn’t harm them or his pretty’s mate’s own areas when Adrian mounted him.
There was no way Adrian would let his mate stick his phallus inside of his cloaca, not when his internal temperature was still way above four hundred degrees.
“Would melt off dick,”
“And I appreciate you avoiding that for me,” Simon had joked when they were sitting on the floor of his hut. Which has been reinforced to support Adrian’s weight, and engineered a wall to slide back so he could enter his mate’s home.
Their home. Adrian avoids the cave that he used to call home. Too hard to bear with the knowledge of his deceased mate floating somewhere in the empty expanse of space.
“Will find better solution. Breed Simon soon. Not leave him waiting.”
“You make me sound so impatient.”
“Are impatient.”
“Sounds to me like you’re impatient to get inside me-”
“Simon is impatient one. He in big big big hurry.”
Adrian, in the meantime, had made and gifted Simon ceremonial courting jewels, and to save time, breeding jewelry as well. And they chief against his skin just as beautifully as Adrian had imagined them would. He could only imagine how they’d hum when he finally had the opportunity to breed him thoroughly. And he wondered how Simon would sound. What noises humans made while procreating.
Which obviously led to cradling his mate close, a hand braced back on one of Adrian’s appendages, wearing only the glinting mating jewels as Simon fingered himself. His lovely cock rutting mindlessly against Adrina’s carapace while he sang encouragingly. He had never been so eager to thrum in his existence, not even on the day he and Deran mated.
And Simon made such lovely sounds. Whining softly with his nose and forehead pressed to Adrian, rocking back on his own thick fingers that curled perfectly inside himself.
Adrian needed to figure out the gential coating fast. He was definitely sure his mate was starting to get impatient, even if Simon denied it at every turn.
But then wearing the jewelry every day and nothing besides that and his shawl tied low around his hips was an entirely different indicator.
The Eridian adores his human so dearly. He is so brave in the face of his fears, even after all he’s been through. So sweet and kind even though he’s been hurt and taken advantage of in the past. He treats Adrian’s older pebbles so nicely. Tries to connect with them. They enjoy staying over in his hut, even if they are a bit old to be treated as gently as little ones. But Simon is too excited to say no to.
Others thought him crazy for wanting to mate with an alien. One that won’t live anywhere near as long as his last mateship had lasted. But when the being you want to be tied to is as intelligent and determined as his mate, it’s impossible to think of why any Eridian wouldn’t.
It took three months before he found a solvent good enough to not leave either of them with lingering injuries. A few days of testing was all Adrian got before Simon got word of the progress. And by the time Adrian returned to their hut to sleep and watch over Simon as he rested, he found his mate already setting up their little pillows nest in the middle of the floor, decked out in all his jewels and bare, hair tied up out of the way.
Adrian should’ve guessed really. His mate had no patience for things he really wanted. And he was deeply flattered. He wanted to connect with his mate too. And from what he’s seen and heard of humans, this was a far more pleasurable ordeal for them.
Reproduction from Eridian’s was a pleasant affair, but nowhere near as pleasant as Simon described human mating, where they did it so often and needed it so bad that often they had pebbles on ‘accident’. As if you could have pebbles without purpose. It was an odd concept.
Still, he was excited for his mate. To bring him pleasure and see him unravel when he’s usually so tense. He has yet to see the human unwind fully, has never had the chance to care and worship the human as he pleases to do, and his mate needs it desperately, if how he bandages away the teeth and mouth on the side of his face away every day and night has anything to say about it. Wrapping his neck with gauze to hide the gills and tapes over the other ones on his ribs to pretend they weren't there.
His mate was perfect. And Adrian would finally have the opportunity to drill that into his lovely head when he’s malleable and whimpering on his ovipositor.
“My treasured,” Adrian trilled, stepping into the house as the wall slid back into place to close up the hut, the human perking up and looking over at the Eridian, on his knees and blankets still tangled in his hand.
“Did you figure it out?” Simon asks with an edge of hopefulness that assures Adrian there will be no way of talking his way out of breeding tonight and giving the team another day to test. He was smart to grab a sample before scuttling to the biodome.
“Perhaps,” Adrian flutes, pinching at the bag he has on his back, pulling it off and setting it onto the floor. Simon’s eyes lock on it, quickly stuffing the blankets down and going to make for the bag, but Adrian only steps in front of his mate, who sits up on his knees with a huff. “Adrian gets no hello? No kiss?”
To which Simon shakes his head with a slight smile. His alien mate is so funny sometimes. And he likes to tease to an almost painful level. But he leans up anyway, hand settling on Adrian’s carapace as he lays a kiss on his rocky surface. “Hello,”
“Simon mate sound so lovely. What all dressed up for, hmm?” Adrian cooes, making Simon huff, his cheeks flushing to a degree that makes him grateful his mate can’t see colors or else he’d never shut up.
“You know what I’m dressed up for.”
“False. Adrian know nothing. Just that Simon sounds beautiful. Sounds soft and eager. What Simon eager for-”
“I’m not gonna say it.”
Adrian trills a passive note. “Then Adrian think we just cuddle.”
“Aid,” Simon complains as the Eridian picks up the bag and moves it with him as he goes to settle half inside the nest, the materials mostly for Simon and his needy bones that demand a giving surface. “C’mon, I’ve been waiting for this for months-”
“Waiting to cuddle? Silly mate just ask to cuddle and Adrian will cuddle him forever.”
“You’re being obtuse.”
“No understand word.”
Simon just huffs, grabbing a pillow and smacking Adrian with it, who hardly even flinches, standing still as Simon stares a narrowed glare into him.
“You’ve abused me.”
“You’re fine. Don’t be a pebble.” Simon dismisses, kneeling over the pillow instead and only minorly pouting. “Please? We’ve waited so long.”
And for once, Adrian looks nervous. Which is a normal look, with his legs clicking the ground with uncertainty, drawing lines in the ground, but it’s normal for him outside of their relationship. Normal when he worries for the Biodome and Simon’s health.
“Solvent not tested very long. Worry there will be issue.”
Simon understood that. He was the same when he was trying to figure out how to navigate his mutations. Didn’t want anyone getting too close in worries of infecting them too, even when they assured him he was talking well to the antibiotics that were lessening the blood veins that would grow up and out of his body.
“I want to be with you,” Simon says softly. “I’m not scared.”
“Should be. Could burn bad bad bad bad-”
“What do I care about burns? Look at me,” Simon gestures to himself as his mate settles in his spot a little more.
“Yes, looking. Handsome-”
“I don’t care about burns, Adrian. I know it might hurt. I know it might do serious damage. But there’s already serious damage done. No point in trying to avoid it now.”
“Lots of points. Want mate to live long life. Happy. Comfortable.”
“And I will,” Simon soothed. “I’ll live as long as my body allows. But you can’t deny me the simple pleasures,” He joked, leaning his side into Adrian, his head tapping against his front.
Adrian only hummed, nuzzling his legs in and supporting Simon's back. The human’s flesh had reached down and rubbed over his appendage, where a new making circle resided almost parallel to his first one. Red and shiny. Cracked and damaged, but as in Adrian’s opinion, still beautiful. Sang pretty.
“Will tell Adrian if hurts.”
“I promise.”
And that’s how Simon found him somewhere he never thought he'd be. On his back with his feet pressing into Adrain’s carapace, knees hooked over his front two appendages that were cradling, with his long Ovipositor pressed inside him so deep he thought he was losing his mind.
This was heaven. It was absolutely heaven.
“Aid- please please please-” Simon whimpered, his hand reaching above his head, fisting in a blanket at the edge of the designated nest. His cock so hard he half thought it’d never go down again. And his mate was so big. The only soft part of his body, the only forgiving part, was so unforgiving in the pursuit of finding the nonexistent womb inside him.
Adrian trilled deeply, shuffling even closer, even though it already felt like he was on top of Simon.
“Simon mate sound so lovely. Pretty pretty pretty-”
Simon’s back arched nearly painfully as the thing inside him writhed insistently, making his eyes roll back and prick leak against his stomach. The crystal and jewels cool against his hot skin. His thighs trembled even as he rocked his hips down against the- tentacle??? He didn’t get that good of a look- And panted with his head turned into his bicep.
“Adrian- Adrian-”
“Yes? Keep saying Adrian name, need something, question?
“Oh fuck, your so fucking big–”
“Yes. Good good good for human mating. Big means better.”
“Oh shit- Fuck- Don’t press that close your gonna make me come-”
“Coming is purpose. That is not objective, question?”
“Wait wait wait wait-” Simon moans softly, beating his hand against Adrian’s carapace, unable to stop from curling his hips when it gets that perfect amount of pressure against his prostate that makes him squirm and flare hot.
“Hurt,”
“No no no, It’s so good- Last tree its so fucking good,”
“Hurt. Simon leaking from face-”
“Please don’t stop-fuck- oh god, Please don’t stop, it’s so good- Adrian- Oh fuck, I love you so much-”
The Eridian made an unconvinced noise. It looked like his mate was hurting. Felt like he was in pain. BUt he wasn’t bowing away from it. So it couldn’t be hurting enough to do any damage.
“Mmmm. Simon so good, Adrian let him have. Sound so perfect-”
He didn’t expect him to cum so fast, with his face turning in towards Adrian’s limb that cradled him, half twists with his back arching impossibly high, and his cock twitching away from his stomach before spitting out over his abs in thick ropes.
The sounds he makes after are almost better than the ones he made during. Panting and whining while his body trembles, slouching back into the ground, and walls fluttering around Adrian’s Ovipositor in a way that has his exoskeleton shuttering.
Simon had been resting, catching his breath and shuffling to find a more comfortable position when he flicked at Adrian suddenly finishing as well. The alien hadn't moved an inch, his genitals had stilled and he hadn't made a sound, until a flood of warms was rushing inside him, to which Adrian made broken hums and whistles that started Simon in the silence.
“Oh shit,” Simo panted, shivering when his mate pulled out, trying not to focus on how fucking long Adrina’s cock was and the fact that nearly all of it had been inside him- and dropped his legs a little when a familiar creamy, white liquid spilled for him. Blue pearls mixed in.
The translator didn’t pick up on the cooing Adrian was making, his arms caressing Simon's sides gently, propping up his leg under his knee and his chittering getting louder, making Simon huff and flush, pushing his foot against Adrian’s carapace.
“I know what you're doing. You don’t have to look so close.”
But Adiran once again spoke beyond the translator's abilities.
He shifted Simon around, curling his appendages as Simon moved around the blankets and pillows in the Alien;s arms, resting into the comfortable divot his appendages made as he turned onto his side.
“I can watch you sleep first,” Simon offered, hand knuckling over bumps and ridges of turquoise rock.
“Mm, no. Simon rest first. Adrian watch.”
Sometimes Simon just wished they could sleep at the same time. So they wouldn’t lose so much time watching each other sleep. Then again, sometimes she loved watching over Adrian. And he felt so safe with Adrian watching over him.
“No think. Sleep sleep-”
“I am I am,” SImo laughed a little, settling down into the blankets and pillows as the mating jewelry dug into his skin. But he felt too lazy to really care. “I love you,”
BloodyMary on the Rocks Pt. 2
This is really more Simon x Adrian
before we get started, I would just like to note that for some reason or another, Simon also named Rocky's mate Adrian. Maybe he had a friend he had a crush on In Eden with that name. Maybe it was the name of a saint. Who knows.
But how funny would it be if he picked something else and then when Grace came to earth it was all
Grace: "It's so crazy you met Adrian and I met rocky" :D
Simon: "Who's Adrian?"
Grace: "The teal alien- Rocky's mate?"
Simon: "What? You mean Alcyone? Why are you calling him Adrian?"
Grace: "Oh- sorry, I guess Adrian is the name I came up with for him- wait Alcyone? Like Alcyone and Ceyx? You named Rocky Ceyx? He's not a king. You know Greek mythology?"
And just them fighting each other over what name actually should stick
Anyway, in this version he also names Adrian that name, but he refers to Rocky as Deran. Since he can't really perceive Deran's real name.
I'm about to confuse the fuck out of you guys 😈
I’m loving Simon x Adrian more and more with every thought.
And when Adrian finally does develop the technology for them to touch, all the fucking yearning comes to a head.
Because Simon has never been praised in his life. Never imagined to be thought of as anything more than a soldier. But Adrian sees him as more. Sees him learning concepts on his own from pure curiosity. Figuring out solutions to things the Eridian’s can’t see. He’s so smart and Adrian is a sapiosexual so that rock is hot and bothered for it.
I also loved a fanart I saw where Simon had pants but wore a green shawl tied sideways over his bad shoulder instead of a shirt. I don’t know if it’s the boho feel but I adored it and can think of his no other way, especially in this au where it doesn't matter that he’s wearing clothes when all the Eridian’s can hear past them.
Found the art by @crowrelli, I don't think his hair is as long an my au but I love this design so much 😭😭😭
Anyway, I can so easily imagine the night Adrian ducts into the Biodome, approaching Simon's hut that resides on stilts over the water. A terrifying concept to a man who survived a blood ocean, but it was what he wanted.
Adrian was too big to fit inside and didn’t want to ruin the dock.
So he simply calls out for Simon. And when he comes outside, he obviously notices that there’s no xenonite suit or glare from the panels of a suit. So he immediately runs over barefoot, as he usually is on a tropical sandy beach replicated from an old post card from decades ago that Simon’s mom had given him.
And he collides, definitely a little too hard, into Adrian, hugging around his large body as best he can with his cheek pressed to surprisingly warm rocky exterior.
Simon is beyond happy. Eden laced everything in familiarity and brotherhood, so contact was ingrained in him, casual and not. So finally being able to touch the being that saved him, gave him a happy existence? It was heaven.
Pressing his forehead to the turquoise surface and dragging his hand to rest his palm on the bumpy exterior while laughing slightly. He could feel two of Adrian’s appendages right against his back, keeping him close like the corners of intersecting walls.
“Simon warmer than Adrian anticipated,” His carapace vibrating pleasantly with the reverberations.
Adrian was warm too. Cool to the touch, but when leaned into you could feel the heat beneath whatever treatment he had put on himself to make this possible. It was pleasant, and made Simon want to cry. In fact, not want to cry, he was crying.
“What are you crying about this time?” Adrian hummed with soft concern, pressing into Simon more.
“Nothing- It’s nothing,” Simon assured with a sniffly intake of air through his nose, eyes closed. “I’m just- I‘m happy. That I can feel you finally.”
“Mmm. I am happy too,” Adrian agrees. “But do not have to be leaky over it.”
Which makes Simon laugh, wiping his face into his shawl. “You don’t have to be mean to me- I’m crying-”
“Adrian not being mean. You are just sensitive-”
Simon shakes his head a little, smiling to himself, before leaving a gentle kiss on Adrian’s carapace. The exterior was rough against his lips but nothing he didn't enjoy with the knowledge of who it was beneath his lips.
“Simon.”
“Sorry– I’m sorry,” He says softly. “I’m just- Happy to touch you.”
“Do not be sorry,” Adrian soothes, one of his appendages shifting up and down in a soothing motion. Which Simon would’ve never guessed would feel like so. Since it just felt like a moving wall being pulled up and down against his back. But it was.
“I would… I would choose to egg you if barrier treatment would work. But worried what it would do.”
“Egg me?” Simon half laughs, eyes closed and resting his cheek against Adrian. “What does that mean?”
“Would give Simon pebbles. Want to mate first, but want to breed badly.”
Oh god. Simon's face had never gone so hot so fast.
“Um,” He staggered, blank minded. “I don’t- think that would- I mean- we’re not really compatible species for that. I think.”
“Adrian understands. Does not make want go away.”
Simon tucks some hair behind his ear, pulling back a little to look up at Adrian. Again, he had no face, but Simon has always just picked a spot he deemed his face as.
“I’m not… I care about you, Adrian,” He says low and soft, hand brushing over the textured body of the being he loves. “ But I’m.. Human’s don’t look like me-”
“Simon keeps saying that. I do not care. I want Simon as is. Want as mate as is.”
Simon bites his lip, wiping his arm over his eyes. He’s never felt safer than when he’s with Adrian. Never felt more steady or in control.
“I love you.”
“Adrian Love Simon more. Much much much.”
Anyway yeah, I'm definitley gonna write a little thing of Simon getting that alien dick at least once before he Rocky and grace arrive to Erid. I just think Adiran and Simon are so sweet and gentle it makes me want to throw things
