uhm... a little more bloodymary ....? pls? humor me ;-;
this was inspired by this post by @bulkhummus
which was inspired by this post by @penny-anna
neither of which are bloodymary i've just got the iorn lung brainrot ;-; also guys im dyslexic, if i spell ts wrong i am so sorry
rocky is just trying to understand humans better but now he's got these idiots figured out and can consequently cause as much mischief as possible as they approach erid.
the reason he didn't ask directly is that he's concluded that humans don't give accurate descriptors of themselves for some reason.
ALSO IK SIMON SOUNDS RLLY OOC BUT-
....its cuz i'm referencing the Ryan Reynolds gay scale meme, which is like; you ask a guy ''on a scale from one to ten how hot is Ryan Reynolds'' and his answer lets u guess if he's gay,
1-7 ; he's gay bc apparently that answer is too specific idk
8-9; straight
10; ...kinda fifty fifty
and this one girl i watched asked her boyfriend the question and zero hesitation he says 11, so thats where that came from lmao















