#iorn lung

[birthofcassiopeia]

uhm... a little more bloodymary ....? pls? humor me ;-;

this was inspired by this post by @bulkhummus

which was inspired by this post by @penny-anna

neither of which are bloodymary i've just got the iorn lung brainrot ;-; also guys im dyslexic, if i spell ts wrong i am so sorry

rocky is just trying to understand humans better but now he's got these idiots figured out and can consequently cause as much mischief as possible as they approach erid.

the reason he didn't ask directly is that he's concluded that humans don't give accurate descriptors of themselves for some reason.

ALSO IK SIMON SOUNDS RLLY OOC BUT-

....its cuz i'm referencing the Ryan Reynolds gay scale meme, which is like; you ask a guy ''on a scale from one to ten how hot is Ryan Reynolds'' and his answer lets u guess if he's gay,

1-7 ; he's gay bc apparently that answer is too specific idk

8-9; straight

10; ...kinda fifty fifty

and this one girl i watched asked her boyfriend the question and zero hesitation he says 11, so thats where that came from lmao

[teawithapsycho]

Bloodmary

The idea that Simon wanted to be an engineer on Eden, but they deemed him best as a soldier. So he's very interested in most of the stuff Adrian is doing, even if it more on the scientific side.

He hovers nearby and asks questions with a tablet Grace made a translation software for. (Took him God knows how long-)

And how, probably ironically, Simon is the best pilot among all of them.

Sure, the Iron lung itself had pretty simple mechanics. Turn left, right. Go forward, or back.

But when Simon has a chance to go on the Hail Mary, he's just glancing over manuals and boredly flicking things while Grace is getting in his seat, and somehow gets it to start going.

And Grace is surprised to hell cause none of this is very intuitive to him, but Simon seems to just get everything around them.

"Can you even out the Throttle sensitivity?"

"The what?" Grace asks, gawking at the buttons and dials. "You can do that??"

"What do you mean you can do that? Of course you can do that." Simon deadpans, reaching out towards graces side and lowering a lever softly.

Even funnier if they get married.

"techniquely, were Captain, and Dr. Captain Grace."

"I mean, I would be Captain Grace. You'd just be Dr. Grace."

"What! I piloted it too!"

"You calculated coordinates and let Mary auto direct there. That's not piloting."

"I piloted down into Adrians orbit!"

"Barely-"

"Divorce. Divorce now."

"There's no court to divorce in-"

"The I call divorce. We're divorced now-"

"You can't do that-"

"I can do whatever I want, this is MY HALF of the dome and I call divorce."

[conartist170]

Guys

Guys

Guys

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I DUNNO WHAT IM DOING BUT IM HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME

edit: a part 2(?)

[thepiratefish]

Bloodymary is genuinely so fun to see become real cause it's like 'oh rocky brought home an alien from another planet but he's nice and sweet and we like him even if he freaks out alot" talking about Ryland like a sweet dog with high anxiety and then suddenly they have ANOTHER human but this one is feral

[aweebshitdrawings]

Worms are so bad I made a comic lol

[rockroseandheartache]

I could do a crazy and diabolical animation for the ship Bloody Mary to the song future of humanity by tom cardy but the world is not ready for that.

[witherpool]

OMG ITS NUMBER ONE PEOPLE SOUND THE ALARMS SOMEONE GET MARK!

[andro-meda1]

Can we PLEASE get more bloodstar on ao3 please. Theirs like 2.

Please, there is the only thing keeping me alive, and I don't have an account on ao3, so I can't just write my own.