#adrugbust

[di--lestrudel]

Frank...

You're not ooglung pictures of me, are you?

[flight-of-the-thieving-magpie]

// Oh my, hello, new followers! Where on earth did all of you come from? Welcome welcome. 

[drunkardwithagun]

"Well, you are mine now."

… wait. Frank was seriously waiting for a reply? The man had finally gone stark slavering buggo! 

"Alright, from a scale from one to ten — how high are you?"

[hisarchenemy]

"Your attempts at furthering your business through my personal blog are disappointingly transparent, Mr. Wilde. I will not even speak of your sources. Yes, twice. No for the latter two."

[drunkardwithagun]

a-drug-bust replied to your post: A good old fashioned dildo.

"…Get that thing anywhere near me and I’ll use your hamster as a butt shield."

"That's actually very tempting."

[drunkardwithagun]

A good old fashioned dildo.

Nothing. Honestly, he won’t touch it unless given a good reason.

"Can I use it on you or — ?"

[thehippocraticoath-archive]

a-drug-bust likes this

Don't get any wilde ideas. It doesn't mean I like you. 

[thehippocraticoath-archive]

And what about that hot piece of ass Frank Wilde? Would you tap that? I know I would.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Frank is gay. And practically a child. And narcissistic enough to tap his own arse and claim it AART. I believe that’s enough explanation.