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so ngl, I’ll probably spend most of the week with my chaotic good son at @gellcrt , so find me there.
RANDOM PERIL SCENARIOS
An old RP partner and I used to throw “random peril” at our muses/ships when we needed something fun or we were bored. Our random peril scenarios are designed to be things that can fit into any kind of universe or even the most vanilla of plots but still add drama.
Send a number to throw our characters in a random peril situation of your choosing or send “random peril” and I’ll choose a number from a randomizer.
Our characters get in a car wreck
Our characters are trapped outside in a storm
Our characters get wrapped up in a random fight
Our characters get into a fight themselves
Our characters are approached by a random, dangerous stranger
Our characters are part of a hostage situation
One of our characters is taken hostage
Our characters’ house/apartment/room is broken into
One of our characters get terribly sick
Our characters are stuck in a power outage
Our characters are lost in the woods. Without a phone.
Our characters are trapped in a fire
Our characters are trapped somewhere freezing cold
One or both of our characters have a dangerous work-related incident
Our characters are visited by a jealous ex
Our characters are caught doing something they shouldn’t be doing
Our characters are stuck on the side of a road in the middle of nowhere
Our characters are in a shady motel and – did you hear that?
One of our characters falls into a frozen lake
One of our characters gets pushed into a pool
Our characters are kidnapped together by one of their enemies
me, staring at my inbox, realizing that I have memes in there that I meant to answer two months ago
(quietly, but with feeling): fuck.
@guadnahd , A. S. said: ❝ I hate him more than all the others. ❞
the cold slices him to the bone, then drills into his marrow. it’s only flesh screaming out, it’s expected biology, he tells himself, and it does nothing to soothe the ice that slowly settles into him. ( wool is an excellent insulator, and it is breathable, but for all its virtues it isn’t windproof. ) knowing reasons and facts does not erase the reality of the situation, or melts down winter into spring.
( if it were merely a matter of strength of will, then it could. but reality does not bend over backwards for him. not this reality, the reality of harsh nature and not of the human intellect. in the end, we are all but pieces of paper blowing in the wind. it’s a grave error for man to believe himself above the very thing that shaped him. )
he scoots closer to the fire. its dancing is hypnotic. warm. safe.
“ tell me about him, ” he breathes without looking up ( and his breath dances before him before it, too, freezes ; a grim premonition, if one believed in such things ), and although Mycroft’s voice is quiet, it still rings in the silence around them.
@marwnad , A. B. / Y said: ❝ There’s safety in being awful. ❞
“ do you think so? ” Mycroft asks, his eyes never lifting from their perusal of the file in his hand, and there is no uncertainty in his voice ( it isn’t a genuine question ; it is making a point. ) yet, for all of its ( exquisitely polite ) detachment, the words are a rebuke – not a dismissal. “ then it follows there must be none in being good. ”
the thought amuses him, for reasons that he keeps close to his breast. Mycroft never———
( speaks of his aces )
——— seems to indulge in personal disclosures.
“ and that is something I cannot quite believe. ” his whole body stills from its casual stroll around the room, and he finally lifts his eyes. they find and zero on hers, coolly. they’re both statues in a decadent room. no pin drops, no hammer to shatter the silence.
Mycroft does.
“ we both know that the world is essentially savage. there’s no safe place for anyone. ”
and the unspoken words linger past the spoken ones, past the small smile that curls at the corner of his mouth: you, of all people, would know.
his fingers are untangling themselves from invisible spider webs. if Mycroft had decided to pull a gun on him or shove a pen into his throat, he might’ve succeeded. or perhaps James wouldn’t sit as calm as he was, if he thought that to be a possibility.
“ oh, you’d love being dead, Mycroft. nothing bothers you. not really. ” untrue. after he had gone under, he became plagued with his decision; it wasn’t an instant regret, abandoning Sebastian (the only friend he’s had in ——— years), but something akin to humidity, sinking through his clothes and skin and flesh and bones. it was the kind of regret that stayed with him long after, and no amount of pretending helped him deal with it.
in the face of Mycroft Holmes, the silence of his office, he can pretend this problem doesn’t exist. “ don’t you worry though. ” a smile like a bent blade, ruined and even more dangerous because of it. “ I am no longer interested in his shenanigans. ” towards the end he was exhausted, there was no denying the fact that his hyper-fixation was a hole in his head and it kept leaking despite fingers pressed to the wound. “ as long as he stays out of my way, we don’t have a problem. ” it’s a warning for Mycroft to hold onto, James only played with toys that piqued his interest, and Sherlock was old news, unimportant, he’d discard — not play.
he watches James’s mouth twist into a ruthless shape, into a chinese blade ; but the chaotic storm in him appears to be a simmer, rather than a hurricane. so Mycroft lets it go
. “ but you haven’t become God, ” he (finally) corrects (the words lazy), because he cannot stand either inaccuracy or a frame slightly tilted off its axis, “ you merely became a ghost. ” still, he believes it. there must be a dizzying freedom in erasing one’s existence and becoming myth. but then you are untethered.
( it’s funny ; becoming myth and becoming god are much the same ––– because in the eyes of the mass, if something was not proven not to exist, then it must exist. the paradox of the human psyche. )
James’s words should convey more reassurance than they do; in reality, was it really safer to have Sherlock on his hands, bored and lacking in puzzle pieces to click into place, a child on the very edge of the precipice –––– throwing a tantrum?
the thought scrunches his nose into a disagreeable expression that he smooths out by sheer force of will, shoves the thought to the very back of his mind. James may see, but seeing is little without the context. and Mycroft finds himself unwilling to discuss his brother – his little wayward brother, lost somewhere in rural Europe, causing havoc, driven by his need to sink his teeth into something— with someone who attempted ( halfheartedly ) to make him pillow his skull against concrete.
“ and what is ‘your way’, James ? ”
John made no effort to stand and greet the other man, simply leaning back in his chair. He may have lost the game, but that didn’t mean he would give Mycroft Holmes anything without price. Instead he waited and watched. Hands folded together, cuffs obvious on his wrists. A new game, perhaps, if Mycroft was here for more than just to check that John was still where he was meant to be.
He could turn up his nose at this small, shadowy room, at the two-way mirror with no intimacy, at the way the light is much too yellow, highlighting the stains on the wall —— but he does not. It is a milieu he is too intimately familiar with to bat an eyelash at. ( is John? somehow, that’s doubtful ; somehow, Mycroft doubts that John cares all that much. )
“ Good afternoon, John. ” he says, agreeably ( as affable as if meeting a colleague for a luncheon to discuss business, rather than-- ), as he sits down to meet his eye almost at the same level. “ How do you do? ”
you can find my tiny, tortured vampire dotter at : @eternclle .
The sound of a sharp intake of breath dies upon his tongue, alongside the variegated array of profanities his staggered mind manages to conjure upon the sight of the man who has chosen to occupy his living room. His momentary benumbed senses take in the rigid outlines of the figure which he could never fail to recognise as those belonging to none other than Mycroft Holmes; the last rays of the afternoon sun have spilled across the edges of his petrous form until they have enveloped him in shadows, the serene dance of the specks of dust softly filtering through the aurous light casting him in pale gold.
❝——Mycroft!❞ His shift in mood is near instantaneous, the smile finding home upon his lips dipped in honeyed poison. He has seldom failed to put on a convincing performance; he owes it to a lifetime worth of preparations for the most unanticipated of social situations, although perhaps having one’s old…acquaintance breaking into one’s flat has seldom crossed that particular list. Then again, Mycroft has always been especially prone to inspired theatrics. ❝——To what do I owe this pleasure?❞
For but a moment he hesitates upon the austere command which is whispered at him, yet in the end he yields, the arrogant stride of his legs taking him towards where the other is seated, only to drape himself across the chair directly before the other with an insouciant grace which only he is capable of. ❝——You could have called, you know.❞ His azurine gaze finds the other’s with a restrained intrigue as the mellifluous purr of his voice warms the dulled silence seeping through the walls which surround them. The novel twist which pulls at his smile could be considered cruel, if not for the deceptive, everlasting innocence within the gilded frame of his eyes. ❝——You still have my number, don’t you?❞
....the warmth of the dying sunlight stands in stark contrast to the glacial look in Mycroft’s ( grey, cool-coloured, how telling biology could be ) eyes. they run the length of Victor with a detachment that negates pages of their ( unwise ) history, run over him as if he pinpoint weaknesses he could strike at, knife into, if he so wished to.
( he does wish to. but Mycroft’s anger is a deep, dark well, whose surface does not ripple ; so is his heart. if he possesses one. so all is quiet, quiet, quiet. a pindrop could cause an avalanche. )
but Victor sits. and Mycroft’s lazily dangling foot stills. for a moment, they watch each other. blue and grey and the golden hour basking the room in warmth. then Victor speaks.
you still have my number, don’t you?
“ do I ? ” a brief raise of an eyebrow, nothing else. the question is flat, nearly colourless. it could mean anything. genuine inquiry, sarcasm, a void. did Victor expect him to keep his number, after everything? of what use could that be to him? now, ever.
“ it wouldn’t matter. I had no desire to call you; calling on you seemed more appropriate, considering. ” the words could be misconstrued, but from expression to inflection, Mycroft is polite ( that is his comfort zone, after all. he does not often snipe the way that Victor often does, behind his deceptively innocent looks. ) “ what do you think you’re doing with my brother ? ”
@drkestsky , J. B. said: “ there is some good in this world, and it is worth fighting for. ”
the noncommittal sound that Mycroft gives in return is more silence than hum ; a breath of air, swallowed to keep the acrid nausea down. good, evil. god, and the devil. all relative concepts that humans put their faith in. absolutes. and yet, in this world, was anything absolute ? ( anything, except death ? even life could be but of the body. )
those are either the words of opioids or ——— worse still ——— of an idealist . neither can be trusted, Mycroft thinks, and his gaze slides from the time-stained walls to the iv-drip to James’s eyes. ( his opinion on the matter rings louder in his skull than the irritating sounds monitoring vitals, but he doesn’t voice them. )
“ I do hope you will save that explanation for your upcoming physical, and your interview with M. both will be most interested in knowing why the public’s funds are being mismanaged—— ” a wave of his hand, in the man’s general direction, “ ——in this ludicrous manner. ”
the tip of his umbrella taps against the floor, before being lifted up ( Mycroft nods, and heads for the door. )
“ oh and Bond? do not let them patch you up too well ; red is quite the colour on you. ”
there’s a slight limp to james’ usual swagger; the visible inconvenience had been a parting gift from a precarious fall the weekend before and was accented by the invisible inconvenience of several bruised ribs. however, his current annoyance at his physical ‘tweaks’ dissipates as soon as he steps through the double-doors and he’s greeted with the stalwart sight of mycroft holmes. plucking at the ends of his sleeves with the opposite hands (it doesn’t do good to look unkempt in front of the big boss-), james approaches with a smile and attempts to smooth out his walk.
❛ hello holmes- ’s been a while… the sky falling? ❜
oh. Mycroft turns to the sound of that ( well known, sometimes headache-inducing ) voice —————— those footsteps ( James carries himself with a rare precision ; Mycroft wonders if he could erase that, were he to try. the man was more apt at skinning the chameleon than at wearing its scales. . . . hm. ) a handful of degrees, enough to face him fully.
“ Bond. ” no hand is offered him, and he does not extend his own. there’s no use for such pointless charades. the corner of his eyes crinkle at the newly adjusted sleeves, but there’s a certain lack of mercy in the way Mycroft’s grey eyes trace constellations across the man’s body, rapid ( if brief ) lines interconnecting bruises and aches.
“ good to see you. . .. mostly intact. ”
To everyone who thinks that Mycroft is basically a cold, calculating machine: this grown ass man will take a casual detour in his steps if he sees a leaf with high crunch potential, and will make it look like an accident.
thank you for coming to my TED talk.
within the presence of others, louis was… brooding and muted, but embellished; pretty to look at but not to talk to. he was a work of art, remarked on by the highest (oldest) critics. lestat was constantly being either praised or criticized for his making. louis supposes it’s because, although picturesque, his manner remained far too human. beyond looks, his melancholy was merited- reaction to it was based on the eye of the beholder; was being ‘human’ a desirable trait? was his sadness beautiful? if yes, than it was a unusually lost trait that made louis desirable.
if not- then he was flawed. and louis finds himself wondering what he sees- the lonely man he’s speaking with now.
the dismissal, or what he first believes to be a dismissal, has him moving, curious but willing to slip away, to seek elsewhere. it’s a polite allowance given freely from a true predator; and he’s prepared to commit, but the observation (‘i see it is not a common indulgence of yours-,’) has him caught. louis does hope then, that the stranger notices his honest hesitance in turn. (i would have left you alone, had you wished it-) ❛ i don’t make a habit of interrupting. so, i’m sorry- if i’ve caught you unaware, ❜ but he does approach now, reascending the stone steps to thank him quietly, glossy claws reaching to take the offered cigarette.
what else would he notice? ❛ i‘ll need a light, ❜ louis’ words are… gentle, playful, (with an ease that leaves him surprised, internally) and he finally offers a soft smile. he knows he’s telling the stranger something he already knows. it’s not a very human game, but it’s a familiar one. to louis, who does not know mycroft holmes, it’s a word-play based far more on ‘positioning’ rather than intelligence. he’s not used to navigating these waters with a human.
louis knows how he looks beneath the clouded night… he looks, as any vampire should look- like something dark, ethereal, and oddly paper-thin.
( Mycroft doesn’t waste the energy required to correct him . . . . that he was not caught unaware ; very few matters can pluck the smallest thread of surprise in him, and this ––––––although the other had approached him, although he was beautiful to gaze upon–––– was not one of them. he sometimes thirsts for it like a dying dog : something to surprise him, just once, just once again. but he is a reasonable man. he does not linger in wishful thinking enough to let himself lose his foothold on reality and drown. )
the tension in his shoulders slips from him like a veil, and with it, the impulse to rectify.
I’ll need a light, the stranger says, softly against the backdrop of the dark that pours around him like sand. and Mycroft watches him with unblinking eyes, scrutinizing the peaks and valleys of his face for a long moment. in the dark, the stranger’s eyes appear night-black until they catch the light and become spring-water. still, there it is ––– a great emptiness, as if no life could take root in him ; as if he was an abyss filled to the brim with a whole damned ocean. it whispers and resonates, and Mycroft thinks. . .. oh.
“ . . . yes, ” he finally says, French running easily upon his tongue as if he were a native, “ I suppose that must be true. but I do wonder if I can provide you any fraction of it. ”
a telltale muscle quivers at the corner of his mouth, and blooms into a small smile. because he isn’t speaking of the obvious. but still, he slides his hand into the inner pocket of his Crombie. briefly revealed, the luxurious red silk lining of the coat screams into the night, the clash of dark and red unexpectedly sensual. the lighter is held up in a languid gesture, no measure of haste or flourish ( spark, then flame, for the other man’s convenience ).
“ your name. what is it, if I may? ”
“ what a peculiar choice of words. ” unfitting. strung together in a rush — terrified wasn’t accompanied by hopelessly, not often, not at all. he can smell the jibe underneath, but he doesn’t care. there’s a mirror in front of him, and he’s trying out a suit. transfixed, it seems, by his reflection alone, the attention he gives to Mycroft is diluted, secondary, second-hand.James had learned at an early age his ability to pay attention to someone was limited and thus, he tended to ration it, re-use it. that’s what it felt like. like a used thing.
hopelessly… hopelessly… something else. he could have snapped his fingers all he wanted and repeated the word till his tongue hurt, but it wouldn’t have changed the fact the word that was supposed to follow never came into his mind. “ don’t you worry, Mycroft. terrifying you has never been my goal. ” the minute Mycroft felt him be a real threat — to him, to what he stands for, a lot of doors closed before his nose. suddenly, he’d no longer be a nuisance he wants out of his office, but someone he needs to be out of the picture. terrifying Mycroft Holmes was bad for business; couldn’t he see that, too?
the concept of terror ————
he’s walked through the halls of the cimitero delle fontanelle in Napoli. his footsteps have resounded through numerous crypts with grandiose architecture where he’d looked at human remains sanctified by belief. he’s buried a lover six feet under, gaping hole through the chest. he wandered through the skulls of country leaders and, to his horror and no surprise, found them utterly empty ( like abandoned seashells swept aimlessly by the sea ). he toured the thoughts of criminals and the photographs of the mangled remains and spilled liquids. he’s even got caught in loud static and the freight train of his mind at three in the morning, thoughts racing off the cliff . . . . and he never felt anything resembling genuine terror in any of them.
James preens in front of the mirror. Mycroft runs his fingers along his temple and applies pressure, as if to ease the annoyance there. the thought that it could have been a two way mirror is less amusing in the knowledge that James simply wouldn’t care.
( lies. )
he’s known terror, or something close to it. in pristine hospital rooms, with iv-drips and naloxone, with three in the morning calls and perspiration clinging to the back of his neck. with staring into space in the hour of the wolf, picking apart at his thoughts. James could not possibly compete ; but one does not tempt the wolves just to prove their bite won’t be lethal.
“ what is, then? irritating me with your peacocking about? it’s rather successful ; you might just annoy me to death. ”
the hush of the theater is a comforting quiet, differing greatly from the deafening quiet that rings in his ears so often whilst existing alone. over time, the nights quelled together into one miserable existence.
glassy nails scrape at the ridges of the intricate carving traced into the arm rest of the vintage seat. comforting is the noise, the smell, the liveliness of the space. and, louis does suppose, the palate. dining in elegance- lestat’s worst trait… well, one of them. the act, for louis, had become much easier over time (fluent- he could coast through the motions), but his self-loathing remained. it sits heavy, bitter on his conscience as he leaves his seat, ghosting through the dark, victorian halls of the upper level, through the opulence of the foyer, and out into the chill fall air.
after descending nearly half of the stone steps leading up to the establishment, he turns, black hair fraying in the wind- as if the scent of cigarette smoke from the thin man standing under the building’s terrace had caught his notice and not the sound of his heartbeat moments earlier. louis’ unused voice is raspy when he finally speaks, ❛ do you care if i join you? ❜
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for such a popular soiree ( opening night ) the place is rather quiet, at present. most prefer to linger over a glass of wine and inane conversation, peacocking about their expensively-cut clothes and even sharper stones, amid laughter. ( the falsity of it glows in bright, golden hues at his back, fracturing the night. Mycroft exhales against the dark skies and watches his breath dance.
perhaps it’s the whiplash of the wind. even the stars shiver in the distance. but most of them are swallowed up by urban pollution ; all that remains is what is beneath them – a universe of monsters ( except that most people are neither monsters nor saints, but grains of sand blown away by the wind or by someone else’s will. )
he misses the countryside. at Christmas, perhaps. . . or for the first snowfall. . .
a voice cuts the thought short. the fact that the interruption is unwelcome slips between micro-expressions that vanish like watercolour in a full glass. Mycroft brings the fag to his mouth, inhales slowly as he considers the stranger beneath lazy eyelids and a look painted in a disinterest that runs contrary to his ( customary ) curiosity ( well, he never makes a show of being interested in anything, not really ; most times, it is even true. ).
the stranger is handsome, yes, like a portrait stepped out of its gilded frame and breathed into reality from a vision. but his presence is like undiluted peppermint oil slipping down the throat. like a scalpel to the throat. so sharp, so cool, it burns ( it burns away the static in his mind, certainly, makes it recede to the very corners of his mind until he’s once again –sleepless, boneless— in the hour of the wolf. ) and he drags on and on and on, some invisible weight like the perpetual curse of Sisyphus.
that interests him immediately. drags his attention from the pointed inspection of the man’s body ( all the little tells in his clothes, his skin, countenance and posture ) –––– lazily, if almost involuntarily, to the eyes. the barometer of another’s soul.
Mycroft fixes him without blinking, his own gaze piercing, mind cool, heartbeat quite as steady as it ever is.
does he? care ?
“ . . . I do care, ” he concludes, tone as mild as spring water, but opaque, offering no real indication of intent, but inviting all interpretations. “ but you may, if you so wish. ” he produces a case, matte polished metal, clicks it open to offer him one of the Sherman classics within. “ I see it is not a common indulgence of yours. but, if you would like— ”
@ggawain brought a gun to the party ;;
It’s odd ; Mycroft has stared down the barrel of a .45 only a handful of times, yet been on its opposite end even fewer. The novel experience should reach out into his innards, scoop them out, and splatter them across the floor for her to step on with perfectly-shined oxfords.
It doesn’t.
( Because Mycroft is keenly aware of his value, even if he never sees fit to babble about it or carry neon signs on his back like the latest parvenu. He had nothing to prove. And his value? Is quite beyond this. )
“ Gawain. ” His fingers lace together at his back, countenance painfully patient. “ I do not appreciate being used for target practice, if you please. ”