#greet

[jokingluna]

[bookkeeper-of-oa]

Guy: If you think about it, spicy food is just BDSM for the mouth. Pleasure derived from pain, y'know? Greet: ...I understand all those words individually

It's such a minor thing, but my favorite reoccurring joke from various Green Lantern media is that Earth food is Weird

Green Lantern/Sinestro Corps Secret Files

Like Greet is canonically one of the best chefs in the entire universe?? This dude is the Gordon Ramsay of space and apparently he can't even get bread or beer right?? The stuff humanity has been making since before we even developed written language???

High key it's probably because humans are freaks who can and will put anything in our mouths

[chiikawagifs]

[madou-dilou]

bonus under the cut

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

Steve Brodner

Donald Trump (citizen) is suing himself, Donald Trump (head of the Federal Government) for $10 billion over his leaked taxes. This would result in the biggest heist in history. It hasn’t happened yet, but would be his greatest self-monument ever.

A federal judge has given Trump until May 20 to explain how this scam is not a corrupt scheme to grab massive loot, pillaged from the taxes of the American people and stuffed into his pockets. In any case, the audacity and grotesqueness of this greed is of titanic and historic dimensions. And is a perfect symbol of the entirety of this political moment. In the context of all the other abuses, degradations and vandalism, it stands as a big, fat target for pro-democratic midterm candidates.

stevebrodner.substack.com

[lovepassionheart]

[sawyerique]

This chicken wants you to have a cluck-some (or an awesome) day! 🐔