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Civ VI for Nintendo Switch. Now you can fulfill your dream of Gandhi nuking your ass on the go.
Civilized Secrets Chp. 6
A New Divide
“But-I-Are you sure they'll even believe you?” asked a concerned Theodore as he kept the pace with a bloodied Seondeok. Her finery was torn, covered in muck, and smelt of salt water; her skin littered with cuts and bruises. “Everything thing that Saladin found regarding Sejong's project was vague at best. Even if they did believe you, there's nothing stopping the others from trying to finish us off anyways.”
“I'd like to think my injuries would be enough proof. If not, Gitarja's absence is powerful enough,” Seondeok replied bitterly as she wrapped a bandage around her forearm.
“You think this has a chance of working? That they'll hear you out about Sejong?”
“We're not trying to convince the bloodthirsty, we're trying to convince the undecided but reasonable.”
“From our camp, or their's?”
“Both.”
“They'll want surrender and Catherine's head on a pike.”
“A surrender? When one of theirs is the guilty one? No. Having Catherine end up on Boudica's wall? It matters not to me anymore.”
“What?!”
“How else do you think Napoleon found us, Roosevelt? A lucky guess?” asked the Korean Queen angrily. “Sejong would never allow Napoleon to willingly stay near his palace, alliance or not. They knew we were coming. There were only a few people who knew we had left besides you and Poundmaker. Saladin and Robert have no motive. Catherine does. Napoleon's navy has blockaded her ports, and...” she drifted off, her voice wavering and her mind contemplating. A small bout of silence passes between them.
“Seondeok?”
She finally works up the nerve to continue, “And while I can't blame her for not wanting her people to starve, I'm also not going to forget that she stabbed us in the back. This goes beyond espionage and 'knowing too much', she betrayed the people who wanted to help her. Come to terms with her death now, Theodore. Her blood will paint the heavens, just as our blood has soaked the earth.”
Seondeok turned away from the President, leaving him to his own thoughts, be they grief or despair. It was times like this she wished that she wasn't plagued by the truth of her visions. But a harsh truth, in this case, would be better than a comforting lie.
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The meeting hall, a place full of spirited debate amongst leaders fighting for the benefit of their people, where plans and courses of action were voted upon, where the future looked vast and open, looked more like a tattered ruin of its former glory. Though the emergency session was a few minutes out from starting, the leaders chose to congregate inside the hall, half out of safety and half out of wanting to see who remained alive. For now, at least. No one sat in their assigned areas (what was the point anymore?), but none dared touch the holes left behind by the fallen. Chairs and tables were empty, save a single, unlit candle that graced the surface, a small memorial to those immortality came to an end. An eerie cloud of anxiety lingered in the room, as if the end times had arrived and the survivors banded together for one last time before dying quietly in the night. And though there was much to be chattering about, the hall was silent, save a few private conversations.
“Still no word?” the pregnant Scythian asked. Tomyris placed a hand on Hojo's shoulder and squeezed it gently. The weight of the war had taken its toll on the fully armored Shikken, a once youthful looking man who now looked a decade older. His eyes were darkened by the lack of sleep, his back sore and stiff from wearing his armor constantly, and his face and hands covered in deep cuts and scars. Rather than answer, he place an arm around her and hugged her tightly, though not breaking is endless stare out into the nothing. Sometimes it was hard to comprehend the level of devastation in the other theaters of war. She hugged him and kissed his cheek, unsure of what to do next.
Elsewhere in the hall were Trajan and Gorgo, swapping reports of the front line. Poundmaker had his guitar out and strummed softly, not paying attention to the small group, including Victoria and Alexander, that he had amassed. Theodore helped an injured Seondeok sit down, the pain finally kicking in. She locked eyes with Catherine, who was half surprised at her survival. Jadwiga tearfully laid down a small rosary on Philip's desk, and Genghis quietly placed a candle on Chandragupta's table as he walked through the door. Twelve, possibly thirteen, of them, gone. As the back door reserved for governors opened, only Helena emerged, donned in a visible bulletproof vest and covered in blood. What should have been a horrific sight was only met with a few glances. Just seven more names to add to the growing list. She looked around at the sorry sight before her, knowing that this was the best that they were going to have.
“I think it's safe to say that no one else is coming,” Helena bluntly stated as she laid down her pistol. She pulled a roll of bandages and a switchblade out of her pocket and began treating her wounds. “Who's starting? We don't have time for the ceremonial bullshit this go around.”
Poundmaker stopped playing and stood up, “I will.”
“Proceed,” she replied with a mouthful switchblade handle in her mouth. The once poised advisor was now almost unrecognizable to the chieftain. Her arm was red and sticky with blood; her hands covered in dirt, grime, and gauze. Poundmaker motioned to Seondeok, who struggled to rise even with Teddy's help. But just as Seondeok was about to impart her recently acquired knowledge, the troubled Shikken was about to receive some of his own. A dim glow caught his eye, and though he knew not was sent to him, Tokimune couldn't help but fear the worse. The words of the Seondeok became formless white noise. Nothing matter to him at this point.
A confirmation of the inevitable, and yet there was a piece of him that had held onto hope. He felt it die as he read the message over and over. We found them...I'm so sorry...We found them...I'm so...
He wanted to scream, to flip a table, to ram his blade through the heart of Oda, to recreate every lash and puncture upon his foes that was done to his family. He wanted to lay waste to every enemy in his path, to burn it all (whatever it was, he did not know) to the ground, to take every last bit of rage and pour it into one final blaze of glory (whatever that was, he did not know either). Tomyris, out of concern (possibly out of fear), returned her hand to his and squeezed tightly. The warmth of her touch jolted him back to reality and his eyes met hers, explaining everything without saying a word.
He sighed quietly as he accepted the hard truth: his people needed a man will an iron will, not a reckless young lord guided by vengeance. Oda, for now, was safe.
He placed his phone aside, hoping he did the right thing for his people and returned his attention to the meeting at hand. Tomyris gave his hand one last squeeze, leaving him to wonder how he got so lucky.
“Look, all I'm saying is that this can be resolved peacefully.”
“So what are you proposing, Poundmaker?” the Roman asked. “And how do you think you can convince them all?”
“As much as I hate to say this, Catherine has a point...” Poundmaker conceded, leaving Catherine, and a few of the others, in shock. “But only to an extent.” Ah, there we go.
“Speak plainly, friend. My men can only take so much more before they break.”
“Catherine's plan to divide them isn't necessarily wrong or far-fetched. First, we call for a cease-fire, then call for Sejong to be held accountable for his role in all of this—remember, if it weren't for the AI, no one would ever know about all of Catherine's data—and then, since we can't expect something for nothing with them, we offer our terms... an offer they'd be foolish to refuse,” Poundmaker finished uneasily, causing Helena to perk up. When has he ever been this uneasy coming up with a plan?
“And what exactly are 'our terms', dear chieftain?” Catherine prodded, half afraid of the answer she would get.
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“That's insane!” declared Attila angrily, “We don't need to compromise anything to them. They're on the run, this is our chance--”
“I will NOT send any more of my people to feed YOUR bloodlust, Attila, especially when we have a chance to end this peacefully,” Pochello seethed at the warlord. “Too many have died in this fight—Sejong has agreed to abdicating completely and ceding all control to Seondeok! He's accepted his role in this--!”
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“And what of me? What of my people? Is Napoleon really a better option than me? Could you honestly trust a man like that?” asked Catherine as she berated at the chieftain. Gorgo rolled her eyes.
“At least he's a terrible snoop and a horrible liar. It would be a welcomed change to dealing with someone that's predictable,” remarked the Spartan Queen. Catherine slightly glared at her before continuing.
“This is all Sejong's fault. I fail to see how these 'terms' favor are fair in the slightest--”
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“The terms are fair, Maria, because both had a hand in all of this!” Washington shouted back at the monarch. “Is your country's soil not soaked with enough blood?”
“They'll never accept it! They'll want revenge against us. Catherine will want her throne back and she'll get the support by any means necessary. We have to finish her and the lot of them off now, while we still have the chance!” concluded Napoleon.
“Why not have both of their heads and then call it even? Hard to complain or fight to reclaim your throne when you're dead,” remarked Dido causally.
“I agree. What is one more, or even two more bodies to add to the pyre?” questioned Harald. “I mean, we do want the terms to be fair after all...”
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“Alexander! You cannot mean such a thing!” Saladin exclaimed, taken aback by the harshness of his words. Even for him, he couldn't believe it. “Abdication is enough, spilling the blood of kings--”
“--Is more than justified in this matter,” finished Barbossa. “They attacked us first! They demanded Catherine first! Well, they can have her then, but we will collect the blood price that Sejong is responsible for, and he is responsible for it.” The two kings glared at one another, refusing to back down, just as they always did.
“You're all missing the big picture—That AI is still on the loose! We don't know where it is, or even how to shut it down. And what if it's watching us right now? Waiting to see what we'll do? Planning what it will do next in response? We don't know its full capabilities--” President Roosevelt tried to explain before being unceremoniously interrupted.
“Then the AI will die with him. It matters not to the Zulu if our enemy is man or machine,” Shaka replied. “Better yet, he thinks it a son, no? He shall watch as his 'son' dies. Sejong seems willing to die enough; I can't think of a more fitting end.”
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“Have you gone mad? Nevermind, Nebuchadnezzar, what am I saying?” Theodora mused. “Of course you've gone mad—you've been insane for as long as anyone can remember!”
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“Is it mad to speak the truth?”
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“What truth? I only hear delusion!”
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The shouting continued to rage on, with the voices blending into a cacophonous mess. Both sides were on the verge of total anarchy, as leaders ganged up on each other, sizing themselves up, coming just short of physical blows. Yet, for all of the chaos, there was a still peace that existed, even if it was miles away from them. Not a soul stirred near the console, as its engine hummed in isolation. The solution was simple, yet Misu could not bring himself to do it. As to why that was, the answer eluded him. These “leaders” gave him plenty of reason to unleash a wrath comparable to the finger of God. But, he reasoned, maybe I should give them five more minutes. Maybe that will--
Hold on.
What is this?
As if on cue, Hojo Tokimune and Oda arose from their seats and brought the shouting to a screeching halt. Both devoid of expression, as if they knew they were entering a fight they would not be able to walk away from alive and accepting of the consequences. Another unforeseen variable in a grand experiment.
“Even after everything we've been through, our people slaughtered, our homes destroyed, our cities razed...Our answer is arguing?” the Shikken asked, his voice carrying a quiet intensity that caught his fellow leaders off guard. Misu's attention darted to Oda.
“Did not the heavens ordain us to lead our people to greatness? To guide them through times of darkness? To be the hand that wields the blade to preserve their honor? Our ancestors' honor?” Oda questioned. The leaders around him fell silent, diverting their gaze to the ground in shame.
“Yet with all that we know, all that we've seen, we resort to degrading ourselves to being the most wretched animals,” Hojo scolded, though he would be foolish if he didn't think it included him as well. His brow that had furrowed in contempt relaxed. Humans are so strange.
“How can our people expect to survive and return to prosperity when we have become savage beasts, lashing out as if caught in a thicket?” the elder warlord dared to ask. Misu had to agree with his description of Oda's colleagues.
“We cannot lose sight of who we are, what we are meant to be--”
“We must lead through clarity and resolve--”
“And not be led astray by vengeance,” they concluded together, each bearing a solemn poise that the others lacked. Misu watched the two groups with an engrossment he could scarce describe, awaiting to see what path they would choose next. He focused on Catherine, the one who had yet to lose much of anything. Strangely enough, he was hoping that she would pull through. The French Queen sighed, standing up and steeling herself for whatever she was about to do.
“I...I have been...selfish, though that word is too kind for what I have brought upon those who I have called friend,” she said, turning her gaze toward a red-eyed Jadwiga. “There is nothing that I could do that could ever fully make up for the pain I have caused...”
She paused, the others awaiting to hear what she would say next.
“But that doesn't mean I shouldn't try. I shall abdicate my throne to whomever is chosen to succeed me. And if they are not satisfied with that alone--” Sejong caught Misu's eye.
“Then let them take whatever life I may have left,” he finished, resigned to his fate. In his own eyes, Sejong was more a criminal than a ruler. Both rooms fell silent, not sure where to go from...whatever this was. Misu's mind, comprised of elaborate programming, was racing. Maybe the experiment wasn't a complete waste. Maybe there was a way to salvage what was left. Maybe...
The lights shut down, snapping them all to attention. While some leaders were obviously shaken, a few of them readied themselves for a fight. Helena reloaded and cocked her pistol, not even blinking or showing hesitation. C’mon, you sonofabitch. Make my day.
“I must say, this...experiment has taken an interesting turn. I’m rather glad I didn’t cut it short.”
Sejong’s blood ran cold. His creation...son...it was nothing but a personal science project, and they were all his lab rats. Was this Misu’s way of getting back at him? Or was this what Sejong had taught him to be acceptable? Neither answer was comforting.
“It took you all long enough to figure things out. But the data I’ve collected...means nothing. Not without the new final stage.”
Final stage? What the hell?
“I will not unleash your own nuclear warheads against you, that I promise. But neither will I slink away, quietly into the night. Dearest father, you want me gone? The rest of you, you wish to escape? Work together. Find me. End it. Once and for all.”
The screen went blank and the lights came back on. Let the games begin.
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Civilized Secrets Chp. 2
No Question this week! I’ll be moving stuff again this weekend to my new place. Instead, enjoy Chapter 2.
Chapter 2: Divide and Conquer
If there’s anything that all American Holidays have in common, it’s food comas.
Consider this buildup to a beautiful ask that’s about to be answered.
Fun fact! Poundmaker’s descendants actually performed in his theme, and Saladin’s voice actor is a sound engineer.