#aenocyon dirus

[tigertoons]

I FUCKING TOLD YOU IT WOULD HAPPEN DONT SAY I DIDNY WARN YOU. They’re using the GMO wolfdogs to promote Jurassic World Rebirth oughhh. .. I WARNED YOU ALL! It was all a stunt for attention and for moneyyy you’re all blind

[fossillad123]

dire dire dogs redo(g)

[tigertoons]

I always thought that they played up the cuteness of the puppies WAYYYYY too much. Reason?? Well. I think it’s a manipulation tactic <— crazy. Well. I’m not entirely crazy. Check their goddamn social media half of their posts are only of the 3 wolfdogs as puppies with relatable or cute captions. And all the comments are “aww so cute how could ABYONE hate you” well. Listen to me and my smart wordiness words. It’s so that people feel too bad to hate on the company. They want cute baby puppies to be the mascot. What people think when they think colossal. Ok Layla out

[tigertoons]

[tigertoons]

[tigertoons]

colossal social media pages:

I’m better than you i get all the bitches - 50 likes

cute puppies - 200 likes

Podcast between 2 racist looking white men - 100 likes

cute puppies - 2 million likes

[tigertoons]

petition to make the name aenocyon dirus more commonly used than ‘dire wolf’

[tigertoons]

still haven’t read into the Tyrannosaurus rex purse yet even though i said i would 😒 let me guess hmmm they edited monitor lizard DNA or chicken DNA to somehow “””appear””” more like a theropod. Even. Though. We have no surefire way of KNOWING exactly what it looks like (although the most accurate reconstruction as of now is similar to the prehistoric planet / wwd reboot T. Rex) LIKET THEY DID WITH THE GODDAMN DIRE WOLF. UGHHH HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW WHAT AENOCYON DIRUS LOOKRD AND ACTED LIKE “we edited them to look and act like dire wolves” SHUT UP YOU HAVE KNOW IDEA HOW TBEU LOOKED OR ACTED AT ALL WE HAVE NO PROOF OF THAT YOU DUMBASS ughhhh i hate my lifereee