#aerense

[decayingflames]

Aer: Tint, my old arch enemy.

Ker: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?

Aer: I have a life outside of you, Ker.

[decayingflames]

Aer: I trust Ker.

Tint: You think he knows what he's doing?

Aer: I wouldn't go that far.

[decayingflames]

Tint: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Ker does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Aer: If Ker were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Ker jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Tint: You jump off a cliff!

Aer: Gladly. Provided Ker did first.

[decayingflames]

Aer: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Ker: We got spring water

Aer: NO.

Tint: with EXTRA minerals

Ker: it's like licking a stalagmite

Aer: DON'T COME HOME.

Tint: Mmmmm cave water

[decayingflames]

Tint: What time is it?

Aer: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

Aer: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Ker: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

Aer: It’s 2 am