ordis, my tummy hurts

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ordis, my tummy hurts
Camp projection
Elon Musk should stop making brain microchips and instead invent boobs that don't sweat
going on a walk cause I just realised that I'll never experience a boner
MY FUCKING BOOBS HURT SO MUCH DEAR GOD
Sowwy, no horny post today, just me suffering cuz my body’s mad I don’t get preggerz :c
Any adult: "Okay! I need some big, strong boys to help me move these [insert 'heavy' object, usually chairs]!"
Me, afab: "You fool! You absolutely incompetent imbecile! I AM THE STRONGEST BEING IN THIS REALM!!!! CEASE THIS MISOGYNISTIC BEHAVIOR AT ONCE!!!!!"
Danny Gonzalez was onto something when he wrote Spooky Hoe because ya boi is ovulating tomorrow. Happy Halloweeve!