Turning my friend group’s quote book into incorrect dndaddies quotes for fun part 1
“Put that down. Next time you come to my class make sure to take your medicine.” - the urology teacher as Linc caries in a literal jar of piss
“Mae Hales, is it illegal to steal an elderly person’s hip? Asking for a friend.” - Taylor
“Normal is like a confused ninja turlte about to get pounced on by a big rat.” - Scary
“Now they’re calling me a perv, that’s crazy.” - Linc
“The more kids who go missing the more chicken sandwiches there are…” - Taylor, theorizing
“Come on, they’re beerbonging over there!” - Tony Pepperoni, mockingly
“WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?” - Scary to a ref
“You better be krissing us right now.” - Normal, though tears
“She is mutilating her dreams! Go, Scary! Go!” - Dood