#afair

[whisperofthewaves]

I think if I'd seen Encanto at 14 things would've been different. For one, I'd have had the biggest poster of Luisa I could find hanging above my bed instead of Naruto kissing Sasuke or whoever it was.

[such-a-hopelessromantic]

"Anyway, someone might be watching.

- But I am damned anyway.

I am not. I'm blessed."

[secret-affair]

Márcia

Este relato que você vai ler a seguir é verídico e por este motivo os nomes serão preservados para evitar futuros processos até porque sou casado e quero evitar constrangimentos desnecessários.

Este fato aconteceu a alguns anos atrás. Hoje esta “menina” já tem mais de 20 anos. Mas na época estava com 15 aninhos. Seu nome é Márcia (fictício) com apenas 15 aninhos mas com corpo de mulher. Seios protuberantes porém não muito grandes, coxas nem finas e nem grossas, rosto lindo, nariz afinado, cabelo liso escuro, bundinha firme e empinadinha.

Ela veio passar alguns dias no meu apartamento junto com minha mulher nas férias escolares. Já estava no segundo ano do ensino médio e era apegada a minha mulher. Naquele dia eu estava chegando em casa por volta das 18:00h e do corredor escutei uma voz feminina que não era a da minha mulher vindo do meu apartamento. Quando abro a porta vi ela, linda, cheirosa, perfumada, de leg e camiseta curta mostrando o umbigo.

Cumprimentei ela e a minha mulher e fui para o banheiro tomar banho como era de meu costume quando chegava em casa. No banheiro não me contive e me masturbei gostosamente imaginando aquela gostosa sentando no meu pau e eu enchendo aquela bucetinha gostosa de porra...

Porém depois desse banho demorado fui jantar junto com elas. Então rolou aquele papo furado de sempre quando se encontravam, aquelas chatices femininas, enquanto isso eu jantei e logo após me sentei no sofá. Então a minha mulher parece que adivinhando perguntou a ela sobre os namorados e coisa e tal, ela ficou constrangida de falar isso na minha frente e falou que não tinha namorado. Então elas se sentaram no sofá e foram assistir a novela e eu fui para meu quarto/escritório que tinha em meu apê! Busquei uma cerveja e fui tomando de volta até o meu escritóriozinho que tinha dentro do apê. De lá escutei minha mulher dizendo pra ela tirar o olho daquela cerveja que eu iria ficar brabo se ela tomasse. E escutando mais a conversa descobri que ela gosta da cerveja skol beats que é docinha e dá uma paulada quando pega.

A essa altura eu já estava arquitetando de como eu tentaria comer essa gostosurinha de ninfetinha, e a preferencia de cerveja dela iria me dar um “empurrãozinho”...

No dia seguinte antes de chegar em casa comprei dois packs desta cerveja azulzinha e trouxe pra casa. Minha mulher vendo a cena de eu colocando a cerveja na geladeira me perguntou o porque deste milagre, eu disse que escutei ela dizendo pra sobrinha dela que gostava, então ela me corrigiu dizendo que foi a sobrinha que disse isso, então eu me desculpei dizendo que tinha me enganado, então ela me confortando me disse que também gostava, eu finalizei o diálogo dizendo: Está aí para beber, fiquem a vontade.

Logo depois da janta as duas abriram uma lata cada uma e se deliciaram. Alguns minutos depois pegaram outra, só que percebi que minha mulher estava altinha do chão já e disse que iria parar, a sobrinha dela também tava altinha já então eu sugeri, vamos tomar a saideira! Concordaram prontamente.

Então peguei o “remedinho do sexo” e pinguei dentro da lata da sobrinha dela que estava em cima da mesinha da sala e deixei ela tomar. Minha mulher foi tomando a lata dela e em alguns minutos as duas se recolheram para dormir.

A minha mulher bebeu que ferrou no sono e a sobrinha no outro quarto com a porta entreaberta não parava de se mexer na cama, de um lado para outro. Então entrei bem de mansinho no quarto dela e a vi se masturbando, os movimentos em baixo do lençol a denunciavam. Estava suada e com a bucetinha inchadinha com os mamilos entumecidos de tesão.

Entrei de mansinho no quanto e sem ela ver coloquei a mão na boca dela e perguntei se estava bem. Ela ensaiou um grito de susto mas saiu quase inaudível por causa da minha mão na boca dela. Eu disse: Calma! Está tudo bem? Ela me perguntou o que eu tinha visto. Eu então disse que vi desde o começo que ela estava se masturbando. Ela ficou sem jeito e disse pra eu não contar o que eu tinha visto pra ninguém. E que era pra mim sair do quarto antes que a tia nos pegasse daquele jeito.

Então coloquei minha não no meio das pernas dela e senti aquela vagina deliciosa, melada e pulsando. Ela imediatamente fechou as pernas e disse para parar, que eu era louco, que era para mim sair, e eu continuando a fazer aqueles movimentos ela puxou meu braço para tirar da vagina dela meus dedos mas eu continuei a masturbá-la e disse: Não está gostoso? Não era isso que você estava fazendo?

Logo em seguida ela tentou de novo e viu que era em vão então ela foi desistindo e aos poucos afrouxando as pernas e se inclinando instintivamente cada vez mais até que abriu as pernas. Eu já estava sem a bermuda apenas continuei a masturba-la enquanto me posicionava para penetra-la. Ao tentar disse aí não! Posso engravidar! E guiou meu pênis até seu cuzinho. Então disse: vai devagar!

Melei meu pau na sua vagina dei uma penetrada rápida, melando bem e fui introduzindo em seu anus bem devagar enquanto ela se masturbava. Ela de quatro se masturbando e eu a penetrando lentamente. Depois que senti suas nádegas encostando na minha púbis comecei lentamente o movimento de vai e vem então ela empinou a bundinha um pouco e disse que ela começaria para quando estivesse bom eu continuava. Depois de um tempinho ela aumentou o vai e vem e disse com voz baixa: Me come, agora! Então fui socando e aumentando a velocidade enquanto isso coloquei minha mão em sua vagina masturbando ela então ela empinou bem a bundinha e eu socando freneticamente enquanto a masturbava sucava dois dedos dentro de sua vagina até que senti ela estremecer e molhar minha mão, gozava gostoso em minha mão e como gozava!!! Virei ela de frente e penetrando seu cuzinho novamente socava gostoso enquanto a beijava e chupava seus peitinhos lindos.

Então ela se posicionou abrindo as pernas colocando seus tornozelos em meus ouvidos enquanto se masturbava e pediu para eu avisar quando eu estivesse perto de gozar. Depois de dar mais uma gozada se masturbando eu disse que estava perto então ela pediu para mim me deitar, veio por cima de mim e pediu se eu queria gozar dentro do cuzinho dela ou da boca, eu respondi do cuzinho.

Ela começou a rebolar de uma forma tão gostosa que eu não demorei para ejacular tudo dentro dela, quando ela sentiu meu gozo invadindo seu cuzinho ela sentou vigorosamente sempre deixando meu pau o mais dentro possivel dela e eu com as mãos nas suas ancas socava forte até sair a última gota de porra.

Depois deitamos lado a lado e então ela levantou para ir no banheiro se lavar. Depois voltou se deitou do meu lado e pediu para eu lavar meu pau, obedeci, na volta ao me deitar ela começo a mamar gostoso revigorando ele e depois colocando em sua vagina. Eu perguntei se ela perdeu o medo de engravidar, ela disse que não iria aguentar só os dedos na buceta e queria o pau, e sentou gostoso, bem profundo e devagar. Depois que alguns minutos de vai e vem gozou no meu pau que lambuzou ele todo escorrendo até as bolas. Me pediu para avisar quando eu fosse gozar, então quando disse que estava quase gozando ela saiu de cima e mamou com força meu pau, gozei deliciosamente em sua boquinha e ela sugou tudo até a ultima gota e engoliu tudo com prazer.

Deitamos um ao lado do outro novamente e nos beijamos, e dormi até umas cinco horas da manha aninhado nas pernas dela. Acordei com meu celular despertando na cozinha, então rapidamente sai de lá e fui ao banheiro. Tomei um banho e ao chegar no quarto acendi a luz como se nada tivesse acontecido peguei minha roupa e minha mulher acordando resmungou: Que ressaca! Respondi: Também... Beberam as duas feito gambás! Então me arrumei fiz um café e perguntei se ela queira que fizesse pra ela também. Ela disse que iria dormir mais um pouco.

Foi até o quarto da sobrinha dela e pedi pra dar mas uma rapidinha, prontamente ela ficou de quatro e eu vestido para ir dar aulas apenas abaixei as calças e soquei na bucetinha dela denovo e em poucos minuntos gozei gostoso em cima do cuzinho dela. Fui no banheiro me lavar, escovei os dentes e dei um beijo na minha mulher e fui trabalhar!

[foulserpent]

That's one of the reasons I could never really get into the civil war questline (besides both of the sides being awful) because why would the nords care so much about not being able to worship talos. I literally had no clue the nine weren't the original nord pantheon until after I played oblivion and morrowind and got into lore

THATS THE FUCKING THING!!!!! like i get its been 200 years but theres nothing about the events between the oblivion crisis and skyrim that would imply “mass nord conversion to the imperial cult with talos as fav”. the civil war questline would still be the worst thing on the fucking planet and actually just should not exist as-is but it would be marginally improved by maybe having the original nordic pantheon be banned? forced conversion to the eight? idk. 

that makes the stormcloaks sound too sympathetic bc their main thing is being racist nationalists but we’re talking an alternate universe where the entire civil war questline is rebuilt from the ground up. bc as it stands it is TERRIBLE on so many levels. it would at least contextualize it better (and make their xenophobia more convincing? like even if you havent played the previous games its really apparent ingame that the nords and imperials are worshipping the exact same things so the religion angle falls flat)

[jazzmanhaes]

Loves os the Air #love #afair #enamorados #colerase #scketch #draw #dibujo #desenho #namorados #boyfriend #girlfriend https://www.instagram.com/p/BnKPSWlhGVN/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=cy29qqghjena

[rhina988]

Oh, No You Didn’t

Imagine being in a relationship with Jared for six months, and one day you find his ex showering in his home

Reader’s P.O.V.

“Morning sweet girl”, you just got a text from Jared. He’s so sweet. Every night he wishes you sweet dreams, and first thing you see in the morning is a text from him. 

“Morning babe.”, you reply and start getting ready for the new day.

You take a quick shower, put on some casual clothes on and grab a cup of coffee. While you sit in your kitchen indulging in every sip of that black liquid wonder, you get another text.

“How is my sweety today? I miss you, can’t wait to see you”, Jared texts you.

“Great, I’ve just had a shower and I’m enjoying my coffee. I miss you too. What’s up? See you tonight?” you reply. 

Today is your six month anniversary and you’ve planned to surprise Jared with a dinner at his place. He told you a couple of days ago that he’ll be at the studio for the next two weeks finishing his new album, so the only chance for you to see him was late at night when he finally gets home. Those moments were precious for you. 

“I’m going to the studio in a few. Definitely see you tonight, I might even come home before midnight today. I’m kinda all worn out. It’s been rough couple of weeks.”

“Yeah, I bet. Don’t worry, I’ll bring you back to life. XO”, you reply back.

“You always do honey. I don’t know what I’d do without you.”, Jared says.

“You’d be a mess. Haha, just kidding. See you tonight, gotta run. Love you.”, you reply.

“You have no idea how big a mess I’d be. Talk to you later. Love you.”, Jared texts and you smile. He’s such a dork sometimes. And you love him for it. 

It’s time you go buy something nice to wear tonight and pick up a couple of groceries as well. You go to a couple of stores, and find the perfect black dress to go with the new black sandals you recently bought. Fabulous, you can’t wait to dress up for him and have a surprise dinner. Jared has no idea you have his spare key, and that you’ll go to his place later to get everything set. 

You walk out of the store, and look across the street. Some girl just jumped to a guy’s arms and he is a bit surprised but he hugs her back and smiles a bit. Wait, is that Jared? You’re not sure, they’re too far for you to see clear, since your vision is not really good, and you forgot to bring your glasses with you. Jared got rid of his green hair, and now there’s no way you can be 100% sure that’s him since he has his brown hair back. But wait, he said he’s going to the studio, so what would he be doing here on the other side of the city. No, that can’t be him. You’re too excited about tonight to even doubt his fidelity right now. Jared’s just not the guy that would cheat on you. You’ve had only one fight since you started dating, and it was the stupidest thing in the world. You’ve never been in a happier relationship than this. OK, back to reality, you need to go to the salon for your mani-pedi appointment, and later to hairdresser’s. 

Jared’s P.O.V.

“Wow, it’s already morning. Let’s see what Y/N is doing.”, Jared says and texts his girlfriend. He’s in his bed looking at the picture of him and Y/N on his nightstand. He thinks how lucky he is to find such a soulmate as Y/N. Never in a million years would he think somebody could understand him the way she does. She’s nothing like any other girl he’s ever met. She supports him 100% in everything he does, and never questions him or his actions. He loves her deeply.

Jared get’s a reply and smiles. He wishes he could be there with Y/N to wish her good morning in person. But they’ve only been in a relationship for 6 months so he doesn’t dare to ask her to move in with him. She might freak out, and that’s the last thing he wants. However, today is exactly 6 month as Jared and Y/N met, so this could be a perfect opportunity for him to pop the question.

“J, you up?”, Shannon knocks on the door.

“Yeah, come in.”

“Morning, we should go to the studio, are you getting ready?”

“Yeah, I just have to take a shower. ”

“Cool. Oh wait, is today Friday?”, Shannon asks and looks worried.

“Yeah, why?”

“Shit, we forgot about that meeting with a new producer. It’s at 12 pm at that new restaurant.”

“Oh no, there’s no way we could finish the recording the way we planned. And I told Y/N I ‘d be home earlier today.”

“That’s fine, we can make a slight delay on the song. You should be with her tonight, I know you had big plans for tonight.”, Shannon says and smiles. He really likes Y/N and he couldn’t be happier for the two of them.

“Great. OK, let’s go do some work before the meeting. Every minute counts.”

  “OK guys, we should head out to the meeting.”, Jared says and the band walks out of the studio.

After they’ve finished, Shannon, Tomo and Jared decide to take a little break and not go back to the studio right away. In stead Shannon goes to his girls, Tomo to his, and Jared stays a bit longer at the restaurant before walking out because some girls wanted a picture with him. 

After he’s out of the restaurant he reaches for his phone to call his girlfriend and see where she is, maybe they could have lunch together. But as he reaches for his pocket he hears a scream.

“Jared, baby! Oh my God, hi!”, a girl screams and jumps into Jared’s arms.He’s shocked, but he hugs her slightly before detaching from her.

“Carol? What are you doing here?”

“What do you mean baby? I’m back from Spain, and I couldn’t wait to see you.”

“Why? We broke up over a year ago. Why would you be happy to see me.”

“Oh, c’mon babe. We didn’t really break up. We were on a break until I got back from my internship in Spain, remember?”

“No, I don’t remember. I remember us having a pretty huge fight, and deciding to break things off. I thought you understood that.”

“You know as well as I that we’re meant for each other babe.”, Carol says and wraps her arms around Jared’s neck.

“No, no, no, don’t do that. We’re through, and you know it. Plus, I’m with someone else right now, and I’m really happy. So please, just don’t. ” Jared is really upset right now. He hopes no paparazzi saw this or things are about to get ugly with Y/N.

“Fine. I’ll let you to reconsider your decision and come around. You know you want me. We were great together and we can be that again.”, she kisses Jared on the cheek and walks away.

Obviously Carol has a hard time realizing some things. Hopefully she’ll leave Jared alone, or he’ll have some problems explaining to Y/N what Carol is doing and that he doesn’t feel anything for Carol anymore.

Reader’s P.O.V

Buzz Buzz

“Hello?”, you answer your phone.

“Hey gorgeous. What are you doing?”, Jared asks on the phone.

“You should see me right now, you’d freak out how ‘gorgeous’ I am with this thing on my face.”, you laugh and can barely talk because you have a nourishing mask on your face. 

“I’m sure I’d fall in love over and over again. You know you’re the most beautiful girl in the world.”

“Oh, thanks babe. What are you up to?”

“I was thinking if you’d like to have lunch. I took a couple of hours free, so I’d like to see you.”

“Sorry, honey, can’t. I have a ton of work to do, but I’ll see you tonight right?”

‘Absolutely. But I might come home earlier, so feel free to drop by before midnight”, Jared says and chuckles.

“Hahaha, don’t worry, I’ll be there around 7, Is that OK?”

“Perfect. See you then. Love you ”.

“Love you too”, you hang up and look at the time. It’s 2 pm, and you should go to the hairdresser and then to Jared’s home to start the preparations.

Two hours later you’re done with your hair, and it’ll take about 40 minutes for you to arrive to Jared’s home.Just enough time for you to come and prepare dinner. He’ll be so thrilled.

You enter the house with a ton of bags. Some have your wardrobe in them, and others have groceries you need for preparing the dinner. As you enter the home, you hear a water running in Jared’s bathroom. But who could be in there, when Shannon swore he’ll be out for the night and let you surprise Jared. Oh, no, could it be that Jared got home early? He’ll completely ruin the surprise. 

You walk inside Jared’s bedroom see the sheets completely messed up, and as you walk towards the bathroom you see a woman’s lingerie on the floor in front of the bathroom door. You immediately drop the bags on the floor and a million thoughts starts running through your mind. You imagine Jared having sex with other woman and you’re absolutely shocked.

The minute you dropped the bags, the shower is off and a female voice starts to speak.

“Jared, honey, is that you?”

Oh my God. Your head starts spinning, your knees are weak and you feel like you’re about to faint. This isn’t happening. It can’t be. You start to run out the bedroom only to bump directly into Jared.

“Hey, sweety, what are you doing here?”, he catches you and sees you’re angry as hell. You pull back, and stand right in front of him. You can’t even speak, you look at him with such a big repulse, disappointment and anger. Every single emotion is mixed with another, and you feel like you could scream, shout, slap him and spit him in the face.

“What’s wrong? Why are you looking at me like that?”, he is confused.

“You’re the biggest low life scum I’ve ever met in my entire life. I can’t believe I actually thought I could trust you.”

“What? Why are you talking like that, what happened?”

“Oh, hi honey, you’re home”, Carol walks out the bathroom soaking wet only wrapped in a towel. 

“Carol? What the fuck are you doing here? How did you even get in here?” Jared is shocked. He can’t believe she’s there.

“Oh please, don’t act like you didn’t know I was here”, Carol tries to make thing worse on purpose.

“Oh right, you didn’t know she’s here, huh? And she just happened to mess all these sheets up and go take a shower out of a blue?”

“Yeah! I have no idea, what she’s doing here.”

“Do you seriously think I’m an idiot, Jared. Do you? She couldn’t have walked in without a spare key. And Shannon gave it to me yesterday so I could come here and make the stupid dinner for you.”

“Of course not, sweety, I know this must look awful, but I’ve just walked in the house. She must’ve picked the lock or something. She’s crazy. I wanted to get ready for our big night, and prepare something nice for you. I had no idea you’ll come over so early, and much less that Carol is going to be here.”

“Yeah, I came too early so you didn’t get the chance to cover up your tracks. Just stop lying to me. My God, how could I’ve been so stupid. ”, you say and start laughing in disbelief. You never thought Jared could do this to you. You trusted him with your heart and now he shattered it into a million pieces.

“No, you’re not an idiot. And I’m not lying. I didn’t do anything I swear, Y/N.”, he tries to convince he’s innocent.

“Is that why you two were hugging earlier today in front of that new restaurant?”

“What? You saw that?”

“Yeah. I wasn’t sure that was you, but now everything is much clearer.”

“No, no, no… Carol is my ex girlfriend. We dated for a year and we broke up a year ago before she left for Spain. Now she’s back all of a sudden, and I saw her today in front of the restaurant for the first time, since we broke up. You have to believe me, Y/N. ”

“No I don’t. I don’t have to do anything. This sight right here speaks louder than a thousand words”

“Yes it does.”, Carol says.

“Shut up Carol!”, Jared snaps at her. He’s so mad at her right now.

You storm out of the room and start running towards the front door to get into your car and go as far from Jared as possible.

“Y/N wait please. Stop, don’t go we’ll fix this.”

“Leave me alone. I don’t ever want to see you again.”, you say and reach for the door knob when you feel Jareds arms around you.

“Please, baby don’t lave me. I’m innocent. You have to believe me. I love you more than myself. I could never do this to you, you know that. Please, just stay. We’ll get to the bottom of this.”

“No, Jared. It’s over. I hate you.”, you say and start to cry. You rip out of his arms open the door in tears and see Shannon outside.

“Oh good you’re home.”, Shannon says.

“What happened, why are you crying Y/N. Did the burglar hurt you?”

“No, your brother did.”, you say an start walking to your car.

“What burglar? Why are you here? Y/N please wait!”, Jared doesn’t know what to do first ask Shannon what he’s talking about, or stop you from running away.

“The security company called me to tell me there was some suspicious actions in our alarm system, and that they’re sending the team over to check the lot. I came as soon as I could, since you didn’t answer your phone.”

You heard what Shannon said so you stopped and turned to him.

“Are you trying to say someone broke into the house?“, you ask Shannon and feel a bit calmer.

“Exactly. But since there’s just the two of you I guess…”

“Hi handsome”, Carol interrupts him and waves at him from the front door still wrapped in a towel.

“Carol? What the…??? ”,he stops, thinks and connects all the dots.

“Oh, no you didn’t.”

Carol smirks, and still tries to pull off her little set up.

“Did what?”, she asks Shannon.

“Y/N, stop please. Carol’s a lunatic, she planned this whole thing. Please don’t  leave. Jared’s completely innocent in all this. ”

Jared looks at you desperately, hoping you’ll believe Shannon. 

You start walking towards Jared and he starts to smile. But you walk by him and stand in front of Carol. You slap her the hardest you can, and she’s shocked.

“Just so you know. He’s mine. Don’t you ever try to pull something like this on me ever again, or I’ll make you feel sorry you ever met him. Got it?”, you threaten her with the meanest look in your eyes. Carol really didn’t know who she was messing with.

“Yeah.”, she answers.

You turn to Jared and see him and Shannon dropping their jaws in disbelief.

“Wow, babe. I had no idea you were that rough.”, Jared says and chuckles.

“Nobody can mess with me and my man.”

“Obviously. ”Jared says and brings you closer to him.

You wrap your arms around his neck, and he puts his on your lower back. You kiss him passionately and hug really tight.

“Tomorrow, you’re telling me all about your previous girlfriends. I don’t plan on getting any more surprises like this in the future.” you say and laugh.

“Yeah right!”, Jared says and thinks that list could be quite long. He’ll have to make some major surprise to get your mind off that silly idea.

[marius-vonraum]

And that's not including my few non-kandi creations either

[paristtexas]

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