WILL WRITE ABOUT THE FOLLOWING, LEAVE ONE IN MY ASK BOX
If you exist in this world. I haven’t seen a lot of magic but I have seen a fairy so I’m taking a wild guess. Usually someone lets me know about this sort of thing but I’ve been flying by the seat of my pants for a long time. So forgive me if I’m wrong.First of all, I’m a big fan of your work, always have been. You didn’t exist in the world I grew up in but I believed in you anyway because life was more fun that way. Even when You don’t exist Nick, you’re one hell of a guy.
Is that too informal…. is it… is it okay to swear in a letter to santa?? You’ve only met like two Santas how do you know how this one will react? Wait no, stop, just keep writing.Anyway. In whatever universe, I’m sure you’re top level authority so you probably know about Etre, my company. Apologies for our lack of contact recently we’re (a pause here as she searches for the right lie word) renovating. If you are familiar with us then you know I outta outrank you and I would be more powerful than you… but unfortunately I’ve been put on a probation of sorts (nothing bad!) and my abilities have been, limited.So I was wondering. Since you didn’t exist in the world I grew up in and all, which means technically I’ve never gotten a gift from you maybe you could do me a favor?
See… I’m powerless in this world but I still have that pesky immortality thing, you know the one. I’ve been stuck here for a few years now… not aging. Obviously a problem, you know? So what I wanted… for Christmas… if you wouldn’t mind. Maybe you could use those magic powers of yours to make me mortal? I know that’s a tall order. I know you might not even think it’s your place (and my company might agree with you on that!) but they’ve had me on a tight leash for so long, Nick, and if anyone here is powerful enough to do it… it would be you.
I understand if you can’t though. I get it. Even the best magic can’t exactly contend with reality manipulation but maybe something like, I don’t know, putting my consciousness in a new body? I’ve done that twice and hey, it might even stick this time.Oh but, if it’s too much don’t go wasting any Christmas miracles on me. I’m sure there are lives to save and I’m not going anywhere (ha ha).
… and instead there’s always this 300 piece marker set I’m trying to afford. Do you know how many times I’ve had to rebuy this set? Markers are expensive. So yeah life altering magic or markers, either’s good. I won’t complain.And some bristol board. And chocolate. Please and thanks.
The current Green Inkling of Etre,Formerly the Paper Tongue,Viridian Rhapsody Maxwell
(PS. I bake my own cookies and they’re good)