Aug 27, 2015
I JUST REALIZED IT'S A CRIME I DIDN'T SEND IVAN/NIGEL FIRST
OH SHIT HERE COMES THE MOMENT OF TRUTH
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“Ivan x Nigel has a 53% chance of being a successful ship.“
well
that’s more than nigel will ever deserve
seen from Türkiye
seen from Brazil
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Jamaica
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
I JUST REALIZED IT'S A CRIME I DIDN'T SEND IVAN/NIGEL FIRST
OH SHIT HERE COMES THE MOMENT OF TRUTH
drumroll
“Ivan x Nigel has a 53% chance of being a successful ship.“
well
that’s more than nigel will ever deserve
I can’t wait for Nigel to educate Amir on classical American literature.
Like Twilight.
Hey Big Spender | Amir + Nigel
“The do you mean, you can’t serve me?” Amir glowers hotly at the hostess, standing as threateningly as a stature of five feet five inches allows. “You didn’t hear me when I said I’ve got caps?”
“I heard you quite perfectly sir.” The masked hostess responds with practiced calm, “Never the less, dining access to the Gourmand remains a luxury granted to only our White Glove members--”
“There’s like five people in there.” Amir snaps, throwing an arm toward the open dining room, “I can see them from here! Are you serious!?”
“Undoubtedly. Now, unless you find means in which to join our society, I will ask that you kindly reframe from pressing the matter further. We also take politeness quite seriously.”
The salesman glares for a moment longer before turning away on his heel. He’s craving a thick, juicy steak like an oasis in the Mojave, but even he’s got enough sense not to start a fight. The Ultra Luxe isn’t an establishment he cares to be banned from.
But it doesn’t mean he’s going to leave just yet. At the very least he can enjoy a drink, be pissed off, and maybe exchange business cards with a few wealthy pigs. Amir parks himself at the luxurious bar and orders a prickly pear martini. He occupies himself by swiping drink garnishes and people watching. Looking for suckers.
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((I’m so glad))
nigel hears “hey, nigel, what’s The Perfect Boyfriend.ppt?” from the other room and that’s when his life ends
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((He has a back-up of all his terrible childhood writing/fandom stuff on an external hard drive of shame that he never looks at. Someday, someone finds it and reads all of it and it’s the worst day of his life.))
he asks nico help w some computer bullshit and she finds it and she will never let him live it down
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((WHEN HE WAS LIKE THIRTEEN? YES ABSOLUTELY. THEN BURIED IT DEEP IN THE HEART OF HIS HARD DRIVE WHERE NO ONE ELSE COULD FIND IT.))
i like how he nonetheless has not deleted it
would nigel make a kiss from a rose amv of him and whatever hunk he’s got his eye on
The Strip
Ain’t never been there. Don’t really get what’s so fuckin’ special about it. Like... gamblin’ n’ titties are everywhere. Why do rich people gotta go to some secret fancy place ta get their fix?
...a whole fuckton of our chems end up there, though. Shit.